{"title":"Parody Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eParody apparel featuring humorous designs and pop-culture mashups printed on t-shirts, hoodies, and streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"t-shirt-im-concerned-black-hole-cern-physics-science-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"I'm conCERNed.\" Black Hole CERN Physics Science Tee","description":"This soft, garment-dyed tee brings a wink of science humor to everyday wear. The relaxed heavyweight cotton feels lived-in from the first try: broken-in texture, muted color depth from the post-construction dye, and a sewn-in label for fuss-free comfort. A playful illustrated aperture\/black-hole motif and the text “I’m conCERNed.” sit on the chest, striking a balance between geeky charm and casual style. Wear it to lectures, lab socials, coffee runs, or weekend meetups to quietly signal your love of physics — while staying warm and comfortably relaxed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a heavyweight, broken-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft texture and rich, muted color\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk fabric; available S–4XL\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 58 colors with a sewn-in label for comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43524502749247,"sku":"14309232969226347605","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43524502782015,"sku":"25868840762076935002","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43524502814783,"sku":"64579647056622466976","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ S","offer_id":43524502847551,"sku":"33468387130313424928","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ S","offer_id":43524502880319,"sku":"30904696359669121538","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43524502913087,"sku":"29404587235253739174","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43524502945855,"sku":"22238548170541172950","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ S","offer_id":43524502978623,"sku":"27676159857123255977","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ S","offer_id":43524503011391,"sku":"25605334933760033550","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43524503044159,"sku":"26237841377283728682","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43524503076927,"sku":"21670638535830748192","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43524503109695,"sku":"71159842313771899488","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ M","offer_id":43524503142463,"sku":"55716466079906749277","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ M","offer_id":43524503175231,"sku":"37206316922636184234","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43524503207999,"sku":"30800315469758857466","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43524503240767,"sku":"14998651664642326863","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ M","offer_id":43524503273535,"sku":"15968227630787068852","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ M","offer_id":43524503306303,"sku":"22854205748714789119","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43524503339071,"sku":"11900480800203807816","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43524503371839,"sku":"23062776766716066800","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43524503404607,"sku":"16644090066556814545","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ L","offer_id":43524503437375,"sku":"41564070397610124597","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ L","offer_id":43524503470143,"sku":"32747707144255869313","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43524503502911,"sku":"19284806230944029781","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43524503535679,"sku":"26100273717771509413","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ L","offer_id":43524503568447,"sku":"88641452648822607811","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ L","offer_id":43524503601215,"sku":"19669290069142265073","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43524503633983,"sku":"29573248452501209941","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43524503666751,"sku":"55091059607596764231","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43524503699519,"sku":"16022989684950582180","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ XL","offer_id":43524503732287,"sku":"23244361700679767462","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ XL","offer_id":43524503765055,"sku":"42613452172804128428","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43524503797823,"sku":"15892110118467638536","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43524503830591,"sku":"25977021851269181074","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ XL","offer_id":43524503863359,"sku":"26583028273790316626","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43524503896127,"sku":"46955012403634058942","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524503928895,"sku":"27748722166646256121","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524503961663,"sku":"37488687428508033167","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524503994431,"sku":"27865807998985312057","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504027199,"sku":"18931741138804461231","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504059967,"sku":"73749617305763768129","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504092735,"sku":"24337796934299581179","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504125503,"sku":"33138990854465465705","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504158271,"sku":"18185415120990396253","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524504191039,"sku":"13677780803587837490","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504223807,"sku":"16027338618670582875","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504256575,"sku":"76630189650915885362","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504289343,"sku":"43380201869576530121","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504322111,"sku":"10090521681137264236","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504354879,"sku":"32342649395728400638","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504387647,"sku":"99053270451745195180","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504420415,"sku":"10085746672554184729","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504453183,"sku":"15638457219278889249","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524504485951,"sku":"27351916413116754951","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504518719,"sku":"28978659926960757503","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504551487,"sku":"77879179500420794130","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504584255,"sku":"27574636678684985578","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504617023,"sku":"16216095879760513074","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504649791,"sku":"30285665180321122794","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504682559,"sku":"11136730933762513789","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Periwinkle \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504715327,"sku":"26803296394340011624","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524504748095,"sku":"17989971670818218028","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/16830019429592511312_2048.jpg?v=1786051418"},{"product_id":"money-greed-cartoon-t-shirt-satirical-businessman-eating-cash-tee","title":"Money Greed Cartoon T-Shirt — Satirical Businessman Eating Cash Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings bold, satirical art into everyday wear. The print shows a suited figure gleefully devouring a stack of money — a darkly humorous image that sparks conversation and adds edge to casual outfits. The shirt’s soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit make it comfortable for long days, whether you’re out with friends or layering under a jacket for an evening show. It sits naturally in streetwear and art-lover wardrobes, for people who appreciate ironic commentary and wearable illustrations that make a statement without saying too much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for soft texture and muted color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, durable cut\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43524512448575,"sku":"28425156464510955543","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43524512481343,"sku":"32708473877632831255","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43524512514111,"sku":"31820669352455296728","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43524512546879,"sku":"13529827922075209376","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43524512612415,"sku":"27556395262576412037","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43524512645183,"sku":"24581376694597677587","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43524512677951,"sku":"26384131154507615633","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43524512743487,"sku":"20413178739864585381","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43524512776255,"sku":"29415812939353045658","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43524512809023,"sku":"30986244979472727142","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43524512874559,"sku":"59188569252837321502","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43524512907327,"sku":"11702061136683247796","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524512940095,"sku":"15615758295092246596","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524512972863,"sku":"17069278123859783996","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524513005631,"sku":"79789937226291300789","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524513038399,"sku":"31879748943933229414","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524513071167,"sku":"28462934663755314282","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524513103935,"sku":"12218508997715188342","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524513136703,"sku":"15637949480793449347","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524513169471,"sku":"16725108701275364664","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524513235007,"sku":"32597909059972121148","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524513267775,"sku":"10251996217610685081","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524513300543,"sku":"23576878931320940710","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/6032199326991058992_2048.jpg?v=1786011035"},{"product_id":"the-politicians-t-shirt-puppet-master-hand-money-political-satire-tee","title":"The Politicians T-Shirt — Puppet Master Hand \u0026 Money Political Satire Tee","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that carries a bold message. The soft, lived-in feel of post-dyed cotton pairs with a relaxed cut, letting the satirical front graphic — a suited hand manipulating marionette strings above the words “The Politicians” — speak loud and clear. Wear it to rallies, debates, or casual weekends when you want your viewpoint to be seen without shouting. The tee settles comfortably over jeans or layered beneath a jacket, aging gracefully with each wash so the design becomes part of your everyday stance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for people who favor outspoken, visual commentary, this shirt balances durability and texture: thick ring-spun cotton, sturdy double-needle seams, and a tubular, seam-free body for clean lines. It’s a piece that looks like it’s been in your rotation for years from the first wear — soft color, robust fabric, and a sewn-in label for a low-profile finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePut it on when you’re heading to a community meeting, an activist meetup, or a weekend of conversations with friends. It reads like a conversation starter: clever, direct, and slightly irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a worn-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for clean finish and strength\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43524733599807,"sku":"10840298580757167217","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43524733632575,"sku":"22370424222633696282","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43524733665343,"sku":"34806696623596910845","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43524733698111,"sku":"32988168636172724991","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":43524733730879,"sku":"17950628417488142212","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43524733763647,"sku":"11045874130806617905","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ S","offer_id":43524733796415,"sku":"24733963664087015920","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ S","offer_id":43524733829183,"sku":"12396838572671879475","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43524733861951,"sku":"26220489585305673296","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43524733894719,"sku":"31271881685410936191","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43524733927487,"sku":"66649883913395037292","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43524733960255,"sku":"33551205572946484015","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43524733993023,"sku":"20473991364820869916","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43524734025791,"sku":"19922528520178033325","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43524734058559,"sku":"28724988960277293558","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43524734091327,"sku":"24079733649898056434","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43524734124095,"sku":"84445306129989055597","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43524734189631,"sku":"98367193110345199655","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":43524734222399,"sku":"12698230485218791001","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43524734255167,"sku":"30403586171947662212","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ M","offer_id":43524734287935,"sku":"21984125459106263693","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ M","offer_id":43524734320703,"sku":"10184059900135405074","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43524734353471,"sku":"19303132890311094024","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43524734386239,"sku":"29183975213672539603","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43524734419007,"sku":"80393317938175435888","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43524734451775,"sku":"10117383076407547605","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43524734484543,"sku":"14231438342328735340","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43524734517311,"sku":"36102905806537872441","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43524734550079,"sku":"14065203944843279888","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43524734582847,"sku":"25763736782927484325","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43524734615615,"sku":"51371008366068536847","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":43524734681151,"sku":"50608087391461473890","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43524734713919,"sku":"73332698717040629231","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ L","offer_id":43524734746687,"sku":"11385487338370959598","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ L","offer_id":43524734779455,"sku":"22943416858961250091","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43524734812223,"sku":"30502391597509497509","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43524734844991,"sku":"20060431737454036006","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43524734877759,"sku":"31832453493800213664","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43524734910527,"sku":"32371923353997428708","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":43524734943295,"sku":"32879632209902526451","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43524734976063,"sku":"62149838931367166750","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43524735008831,"sku":"22409024456791688358","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43524735041599,"sku":"16968882427105492659","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43524735074367,"sku":"10716387589373490102","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43524735139903,"sku":"33658286545423001467","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43524735172671,"sku":"52625932853541903703","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ XL","offer_id":43524735205439,"sku":"28852206564621296943","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ XL","offer_id":43524735238207,"sku":"20592687920366662264","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43524735270975,"sku":"11253544328598585188","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43524735303743,"sku":"30186537340556209768","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43524735336511,"sku":"19889741100205755940","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43524735369279,"sku":"66685119976373432173","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43524735402047,"sku":"15789123918093848596","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43524735434815,"sku":"20775976776028316130","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735467583,"sku":"88604068867607544331","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735500351,"sku":"27845073175723483465","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735533119,"sku":"18487430851847344592","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735565887,"sku":"28564443598998549263","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735598655,"sku":"40794247915663132344","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735631423,"sku":"24099884142447389635","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735664191,"sku":"21360545407266090174","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735696959,"sku":"13207147363797144955","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735729727,"sku":"34126043694916720385","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735762495,"sku":"28290453003991493754","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735795263,"sku":"59158879082789440108","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735828031,"sku":"21601823666740659236","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735860799,"sku":"12106083349221108231","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524735893567,"sku":"95689186699546958668","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524735926335,"sku":"13711971433023421664","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524735959103,"sku":"11698740631679726965","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524735991871,"sku":"17879712074739791993","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736024639,"sku":"28208518377321849427","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736057407,"sku":"71536639145445192775","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736090175,"sku":"30811376582843896865","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736122943,"sku":"26143566656954129171","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736155711,"sku":"25111859129776213702","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736188479,"sku":"16221783429766400682","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736221247,"sku":"27377069399084333372","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736254015,"sku":"23621680527499822319","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736286783,"sku":"19018683240527852583","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736319551,"sku":"17728766212288745955","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524736352319,"sku":"16422416468272322432","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736417855,"sku":"32271818560657003797","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736450623,"sku":"23106674386432974105","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736483391,"sku":"13491837048573101570","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736516159,"sku":"28317867519235523130","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736548927,"sku":"23562959666661839561","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736581695,"sku":"11810173555611304316","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736614463,"sku":"27184456361415382460","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736647231,"sku":"31810739573161140502","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736679999,"sku":"16559183070833678719","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736712767,"sku":"25710993324593802133","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736745535,"sku":"15866820825525511371","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736778303,"sku":"24373850152147439968","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524736811071,"sku":"13010047699913463839","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/2455521609049584317_2048.jpg?v=1785983513"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-conmen-in-congress-political-satire-tee-with-capitol-graphic","title":"T-Shirt — \"CONmen in CONgress\" Political Satire Tee with Capitol Graphic","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that speaks with sharp humor. Bold red-and-black type reads “CON men in CON gress” above a detailed Capitol illustration — a pointed, satirical statement piece made to start conversations. The soft, broken-in hand of the garment-dye gives the shirt a lived-in feel, while the relaxed cut and substantial fabric keep it comfortable for long days at rallies, marches, or casual wear. Wear it layered under a jacket for city protests, or with jeans at a weekend meet-up; it’s for people who want their politics worn plainly and with a wink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, and pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for that soft, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for sturdy, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in many color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43525791252543,"sku":"27908626053791124914","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43525791285311,"sku":"50498326888260409627","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43525791318079,"sku":"23302459953256042811","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43525791350847,"sku":"88929971678884726570","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43525791383615,"sku":"28536317526488220270","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ S","offer_id":43525791416383,"sku":"16092427404335212184","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43525791449151,"sku":"22901581705244706847","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":43525791481919,"sku":"18879584894660097641","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43525791514687,"sku":"19987929877433644090","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ S","offer_id":43525791547455,"sku":"35553684879683951232","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43525791580223,"sku":"33368607592049150490","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43525791612991,"sku":"39118341808383415830","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43525791645759,"sku":"28552256140938227970","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43525791678527,"sku":"27803544806174081081","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43525791711295,"sku":"28709045378565072846","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ M","offer_id":43525791744063,"sku":"18218550566314969518","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43525791776831,"sku":"29268225088224732395","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":43525791809599,"sku":"23995138457124867536","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43525791842367,"sku":"65481588996742773179","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ M","offer_id":43525791875135,"sku":"66619481396089408373","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43525791907903,"sku":"22268941389121786496","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43525791940671,"sku":"14134628993766202049","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43525791973439,"sku":"96287386029318236482","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":43525792006207,"sku":"20850538946254587554","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43525792038975,"sku":"43330433405829610961","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ L","offer_id":43525792071743,"sku":"19621702334339023817","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43525792104511,"sku":"10806840583609865260","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":43525792137279,"sku":"15050991432389508829","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43525792170047,"sku":"15256406367199781013","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ L","offer_id":43525792202815,"sku":"27590547968624282897","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43525792235583,"sku":"31469251889604930193","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43525792268351,"sku":"19491410067982393848","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43525792301119,"sku":"11032379897142482200","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43525792333887,"sku":"54248056480975130691","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43525792366655,"sku":"19828741137033788186","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43525792399423,"sku":"27844692837362394759","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43525792432191,"sku":"20390668866133944485","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":43525792464959,"sku":"15783573177933929245","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43525792497727,"sku":"66070079078894900722","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43525792530495,"sku":"54767627194817867446","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792563263,"sku":"17055069518374181465","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792596031,"sku":"92951828402738692145","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792628799,"sku":"27941025330020387333","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792661567,"sku":"24122230729469471734","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792694335,"sku":"16740640912038071726","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792727103,"sku":"14758051621994156336","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792759871,"sku":"20698267309463258662","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792792639,"sku":"13126653569464736845","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792825407,"sku":"11310168723541713121","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525792858175,"sku":"30103897698239498527","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525792890943,"sku":"28630749323316712065","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525792923711,"sku":"13722464010309907308","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525792956479,"sku":"29638147614123854478","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525792989247,"sku":"18320170122268610865","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793022015,"sku":"31514085828067461036","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793054783,"sku":"65403428122147941425","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793087551,"sku":"11599697731832630649","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793120319,"sku":"20956133623106248558","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793153087,"sku":"20842251495119767994","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525793185855,"sku":"12508936073780876934","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793218623,"sku":"29407205585080409682","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793251391,"sku":"18103767309571010099","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793284159,"sku":"12940442703961855861","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793316927,"sku":"31776327062295727267","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793349695,"sku":"23131649304572661193","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793382463,"sku":"18514351192010624781","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793415231,"sku":"17917083420839034653","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793447999,"sku":"23861339153637282950","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525793480767,"sku":"21695129714379016640","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/16315442758016515412_2048.jpg?v=1785980500"},{"product_id":"taxed-to-death-t-shirt-patriotic-skull-tax-humor-tee","title":"Taxed to Death T-Shirt — Patriotic Skull Tax Humor Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a bold, rebellious voice. A vintage-style skull wears an Uncle Sam hat, clutching tax forms as the words TAXED TO DEATH punch above and below in distressed block type. The soft, broken-in hand of the fabric gives the graphic a lived-in look so the shirt reads like a statement you’ve worn into—part protest, part dark humor. Wear it to rallies, casual weekend hangs, or when you want your frustration to speak for you without a word. The relaxed fit and substantial cotton make it comfortable for all-day wear while the garment-dye treatment gives each color depth and subtle variation, so every shirt feels uniquely broken in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) for durability and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture and subtle color variation\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43525798821951,"sku":"26972259937217464126","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43525798854719,"sku":"30052993429597682458","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43525798887487,"sku":"30179568944776343886","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ S","offer_id":43525798920255,"sku":"19644656938048478900","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43525798953023,"sku":"55957689824353811316","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43525798985791,"sku":"32419971673374265783","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43525799018559,"sku":"50300736215545594247","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43525799051327,"sku":"22243785073892906385","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43525799084095,"sku":"31649420643367089247","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43525799116863,"sku":"14496975856607966451","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43525799149631,"sku":"18036271829612918446","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43525799182399,"sku":"30375368891384281499","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43525799247935,"sku":"31015176055922447711","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ M","offer_id":43525799280703,"sku":"27957117077836164878","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43525799313471,"sku":"21482930743988683765","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43525799346239,"sku":"60543196840578511325","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43525799379007,"sku":"98507906735619509686","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43525799411775,"sku":"45157125704184363871","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43525799444543,"sku":"24793526326400917648","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43525799477311,"sku":"15613997847519493184","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43525799510079,"sku":"68560336297177983207","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43525799542847,"sku":"31624528398645287288","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43525799608383,"sku":"28772668567030731812","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ L","offer_id":43525799641151,"sku":"15094335272473776744","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":43525799673919,"sku":"12687920108338152366","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43525799706687,"sku":"10987197994548865372","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43525799739455,"sku":"12917743453414326302","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43525799772223,"sku":"31628645482267125312","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43525799804991,"sku":"23666187272431948129","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43525799837759,"sku":"24755526924883286776","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43525799870527,"sku":"33586962316269699990","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43525799903295,"sku":"20393850803841091027","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43525799968831,"sku":"17850674101027177094","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ XL","offer_id":43525800001599,"sku":"14716262628426340832","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43525800034367,"sku":"24051935530083654928","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43525800067135,"sku":"30032430715360942004","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43525800099903,"sku":"18238165433257781290","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43525800132671,"sku":"11695204428347208312","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43525800165439,"sku":"20384107681754577024","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43525800198207,"sku":"45822575346318806107","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800230975,"sku":"24777366261807351693","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800263743,"sku":"25822493339408533317","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800296511,"sku":"97776490089697828930","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800329279,"sku":"21419285193496258113","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800362047,"sku":"23946985958008142379","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800394815,"sku":"16238634857868110237","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800427583,"sku":"41378223931463457835","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800460351,"sku":"21453216672497764222","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800493119,"sku":"11590169123205275996","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800525887,"sku":"32556214619014596241","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43525800558655,"sku":"23446150883743042306","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Banana \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800591423,"sku":"15844603001601931449","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800624191,"sku":"27197930005519661939","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800656959,"sku":"93308544594260954035","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800689727,"sku":"22614305166599083790","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800722495,"sku":"99473999914303399244","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800755263,"sku":"32241707109833798664","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800788031,"sku":"12988004511655552597","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800820799,"sku":"30100345184965362266","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800853567,"sku":"20418258475983800890","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800886335,"sku":"32270940777262686950","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43525800919103,"sku":"34388021962047056655","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525800984639,"sku":"61842525514319792660","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801017407,"sku":"22207460697023640951","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801050175,"sku":"30912202197719051884","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801082943,"sku":"21974499241904106160","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801115711,"sku":"91978853101621544269","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801148479,"sku":"33655724303244288446","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801181247,"sku":"17704209640615147973","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801214015,"sku":"17942500226953973591","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801246783,"sku":"30846657817597002892","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43525801279551,"sku":"16977126423209984574","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/2746203726350392404_2048.jpg?v=1785980473"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-its-a-social-experiment-retro-surveillance-graphic-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"It's a Social Experiment\" Retro Surveillance Graphic Tee","description":"This garment-dyed tee feels like a vintage poster come to life. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it a lived-in comfort that settles over you like an old favorite. The front print—retro children, a giant watchful eye, and tongue-in-cheek slogans—speaks in a sly, subversive voice. Wear it to spark conversation at meetups, on city walks, or during late-night record-store runs. The soft, washed color from garment-dyeing and the sturdy double-needle stitching mean it will age beautifully, the print holding character as the fabric softens. It sits easily in a closet of people who love ironic art, social commentary, and the tactile reassurance of durable, well-made tees.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL; available in 58 colors — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43632487956543,"sku":"30500291260760741664","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43632487989311,"sku":"24182416764019831402","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43632488022079,"sku":"12097420164310043670","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43632488054847,"sku":"23334788282200264261","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43632488087615,"sku":"24979563111052267337","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43632488120383,"sku":"19422227095127802433","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43632488153151,"sku":"49230207475978202279","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43632488185919,"sku":"60158078901731080301","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43632488218687,"sku":"15753393206126261194","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43632488251455,"sku":"29440058488088044178","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43632488284223,"sku":"33600449622352549298","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43632488316991,"sku":"16163760436333971233","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43632488349759,"sku":"26406375404744702830","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43632488382527,"sku":"40196096062300774864","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43632488415295,"sku":"24572406367102097334","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43632488448063,"sku":"13050790634152165166","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43632488480831,"sku":"14036643511870509311","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43632488513599,"sku":"17187275716896570470","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43632488546367,"sku":"11190370613699346741","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43632488579135,"sku":"25189271313457191114","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43632488611903,"sku":"17683787768412304399","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43632488644671,"sku":"27503353081459450728","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43632488677439,"sku":"21238797944776401735","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43632488710207,"sku":"15606740186662488785","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43632488742975,"sku":"16943980515540466498","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43632488775743,"sku":"66897249757449890638","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43632488808511,"sku":"24392090859927730451","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43632488841279,"sku":"32346050600870489477","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43632488874047,"sku":"13840471278556957318","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43632488906815,"sku":"21628713271910623921","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43632488939583,"sku":"84963133073997014441","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43632488972351,"sku":"16281544303319551947","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43632489005119,"sku":"31618877101673185528","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43632489037887,"sku":"32577709277280451555","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43632489070655,"sku":"21396305083416023226","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43632489103423,"sku":"22803226860923348154","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":43632489136191,"sku":"41937439599293590306","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43632489168959,"sku":"30199601875523058975","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43632489201727,"sku":"24135763222254399409","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43632489234495,"sku":"69836096902922787328","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43632489267263,"sku":"95408639338191690445","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43632489300031,"sku":"20322612836569556804","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43632489332799,"sku":"79118304637046641241","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43632489365567,"sku":"20297172132540544138","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43632489398335,"sku":"20101111487853220243","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43632489431103,"sku":"14022601369271385792","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43632489463871,"sku":"30086819188636745298","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43632489496639,"sku":"12381638777016380268","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489529407,"sku":"12746054560802143052","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489562175,"sku":"11250036921996480963","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489594943,"sku":"63528996449896203168","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489627711,"sku":"24447639260064051505","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489660479,"sku":"27051193582189847081","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489693247,"sku":"32715502916816491078","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489726015,"sku":"24583598875804912520","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489758783,"sku":"32444491992512783255","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489791551,"sku":"21376884018664375375","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489824319,"sku":"80632899355715372288","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489857087,"sku":"35574244045636229799","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489889855,"sku":"26426404524192071937","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489922623,"sku":"11394789664402090892","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489955391,"sku":"92901439572090964795","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632489988159,"sku":"73286481699690517879","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632490020927,"sku":"79231025100604462091","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632490053695,"sku":"32506235126982499966","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632490086463,"sku":"29091764538556396482","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632490119231,"sku":"14842841803685097788","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632490151999,"sku":"27159880155846017634","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43632490184767,"sku":"29497832733584317858","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/5444058842357666129_2048.jpg?v=1786012371"},{"product_id":"wake-the-flock-up-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Wake the Flock Up! Graphic T-Shirt","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings attitude and comfort in equal measure. A bold, night-sky graphic — electrified speakers and a rallying shout — sits front and center, ready to start conversations and stir energy wherever it goes. The fabric feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing, while the relaxed cut and substantial weight give it a grounded, wearable presence. It pairs with denim and boots for late-night runs or layered under a flannel for weekend shows. Built to last with double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton, this shirt keeps its color, texture, and shape through repeat wears and washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for rich, broken-in color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; available in many colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43632579084351,"sku":"30291385288330658840","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43632579117119,"sku":"80499382544936719766","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43632579149887,"sku":"31223395760896870392","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43632579182655,"sku":"33451672705273132621","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43632579215423,"sku":"11929780010445200642","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43632579248191,"sku":"32428868562702077722","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43632579280959,"sku":"29471686510892944376","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43632579313727,"sku":"19283631240357272126","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43632579346495,"sku":"27515120283291775172","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43632579379263,"sku":"10201073213014062859","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43632579412031,"sku":"46571747395251800062","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43632579444799,"sku":"17653321479008444574","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43632579477567,"sku":"25211266965674477852","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43632579510335,"sku":"25536753390232262517","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43632579543103,"sku":"21324457943760550251","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43632579575871,"sku":"20151759337123881580","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43632579608639,"sku":"21675661496258793348","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43632579641407,"sku":"32184915688796607649","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43632579674175,"sku":"17522289528215053566","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43632579706943,"sku":"23475147080129942184","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43632579739711,"sku":"23411843721838982893","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43632579772479,"sku":"18894319037133506335","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43632579805247,"sku":"65538404320548470749","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43632579838015,"sku":"30268443328568176567","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43632579870783,"sku":"14035942527064046050","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43632579903551,"sku":"27459069411071985853","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43632579936319,"sku":"12340647480077067929","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43632579969087,"sku":"21648101398416271913","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43632580001855,"sku":"18555746912497250172","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43632580034623,"sku":"16016961434419401510","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":43632580067391,"sku":"44062581370516275614","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43632580100159,"sku":"22034444072023742370","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43632580132927,"sku":"12333365891533895236","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43632580165695,"sku":"25289241968364068037","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43632580198463,"sku":"28305370389553417054","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43632580231231,"sku":"32480008289236094323","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43632580263999,"sku":"27542752867175303011","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43632580296767,"sku":"26378291051767184065","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43632580329535,"sku":"33991289711570634740","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43632580362303,"sku":"55243361137476936479","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580395071,"sku":"15973895404276256804","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580427839,"sku":"11073912748744464475","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580460607,"sku":"33154336814720416704","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580493375,"sku":"14011725113515667213","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580526143,"sku":"17153626158937098146","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580558911,"sku":"13583083670934619187","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580591679,"sku":"12632993394425728047","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580624447,"sku":"14894438443254388552","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580657215,"sku":"20078578102587853758","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580689983,"sku":"34025687086199843121","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580722751,"sku":"30771232684420418634","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580755519,"sku":"25424838322386411411","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632580788287,"sku":"16880064079243847702","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632580821055,"sku":"29003742423759116213","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632580853823,"sku":"32511772351042749168","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632580886591,"sku":"27678516891585839151","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632580919359,"sku":"72835814853947608959","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632580952127,"sku":"74381383644766011577","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43632580984895,"sku":"70434948390238386774","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/1284654169554868203_2048.jpg?v=1786012204"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-wake-the-flock-up-v2-protest-graphic-tee-bold-blue-dystopian-design","title":"T-Shirt — \"Wake the Flock Up\" V2 Protest Graphic Tee (Bold Blue Dystopian Design)","description":"Wake the Flock Up — a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in the moment you put it on. The bold, moody artwork pulls you into a midnight rally: a lone figure in a hoodie, a crowd pressing forward under the glow of a megaphone and stormy sky. This shirt wears like a well-traveled banner for people who show up, speak out, and move through the city at night. The soft, textured color from the after-dyeing process gives the print a vintage, punk-poster vibe that holds up in everyday wear — from late-night meetups to weekend protests or layered under a denim jacket on the way to a show. Built tough with double-needle seams and a relaxed cut, it’s a comfortable workhorse that still reads like a statement piece. Choose from a wide range of colors and sizes to match your look and the energy you bring.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and vintage color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43632615587903,"sku":"10100927567179165610","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43632615620671,"sku":"33688955125600188696","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43632615653439,"sku":"31247717035528603250","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43632615686207,"sku":"15434746274860083967","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43632615718975,"sku":"20917910647204388520","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43632615751743,"sku":"26211570415076535043","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43632615784511,"sku":"27607518346634755573","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43632615817279,"sku":"18160753660176611835","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43632615850047,"sku":"20588122068999036029","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43632615882815,"sku":"32911384809373676070","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43632615915583,"sku":"18018413428965074766","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43632615948351,"sku":"11264192060570101942","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43632615981119,"sku":"28766921776220042918","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43632616013887,"sku":"69812578689254885303","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43632616046655,"sku":"28366246394470869758","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43632616079423,"sku":"56377107722352127823","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43632616112191,"sku":"29305062791179657643","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43632616144959,"sku":"11341531370800852380","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43632616177727,"sku":"15098642779236296084","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43632616210495,"sku":"21496176594776921009","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43632616243263,"sku":"23902623471536000041","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43632616276031,"sku":"18363406200694236747","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43632616308799,"sku":"18433405131692142385","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43632616341567,"sku":"71323141886745090267","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43632616374335,"sku":"10012241451292357507","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43632616407103,"sku":"14614891803007882406","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43632616439871,"sku":"81814235650606299189","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43632616472639,"sku":"31515118472783786788","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43632616505407,"sku":"58306969532472430569","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43632616538175,"sku":"20173641501350551140","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43632616570943,"sku":"29070173712699054336","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43632616603711,"sku":"24727294753759352669","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43632616636479,"sku":"32916670000030294362","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43632616669247,"sku":"12580118127050679599","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43632616702015,"sku":"13807803323530425729","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43632616734783,"sku":"15941749209592087769","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":43632616767551,"sku":"27565455877619345168","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43632616800319,"sku":"22652020355810800444","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43632616833087,"sku":"26489609381738072791","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43632616865855,"sku":"14604212365958588633","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43632616898623,"sku":"12051142355045520095","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43632616931391,"sku":"23039252822139503913","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43632616964159,"sku":"87479165231368917704","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43632616996927,"sku":"28462267549436116418","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43632617029695,"sku":"12221708834248506182","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43632617062463,"sku":"33235273337994052816","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43632617095231,"sku":"18248991588721295036","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43632617127999,"sku":"24799926973687438009","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617160767,"sku":"27854605484493222646","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617193535,"sku":"25979063760132092715","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617226303,"sku":"19633464326735549988","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617259071,"sku":"38234476957950724763","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617291839,"sku":"33342016083309594319","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617324607,"sku":"26711202606119220971","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617357375,"sku":"12469199599184363317","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617390143,"sku":"24564781070438364597","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617422911,"sku":"48121293852712899006","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617455679,"sku":"63695210515612385288","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617488447,"sku":"73297071199596693046","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617521215,"sku":"43597228071259264986","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617553983,"sku":"40137428890004220760","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617586751,"sku":"24698325700130493464","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43632617619519,"sku":"46020987078795768276","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632617652287,"sku":"32934787996353668571","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632617685055,"sku":"17134496049644929361","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632617717823,"sku":"11890096278246640809","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632617750591,"sku":"12552017646681154634","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43632617783359,"sku":"33881100556044756959","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43632617816127,"sku":"88370509390782208567","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/16223424045423006712_2048.jpg?v=1785983659"},{"product_id":"two-party-circus-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Two-Party Circus Graphic T-Shirt","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee printed with a vintage circus poster design that reads “The Two-Party Circus.” The artful, slightly worn print evokes old carnival posters — bold reds, deep blues, and warm golds layered over a soft, lived-in cotton body. This relaxed-fit shirt hangs comfortably for everyday wear, whether you’re heading to a protest, a political rally, or just want a statement piece that sparks conversation at a coffee shop. The dense fabric and garment-dye process give the shirt a broken-in feel from day one, while double-needle stitching and tubular construction make it durable enough to become a wardrobe staple. It’s a shirt for people who appreciate tongue-in-cheek commentary and retro Americana graphics, and who like their messages delivered with color and character.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft texture and vintage color depth\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with relaxed fit and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43671331307583,"sku":"27374379579112328409","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43671331340351,"sku":"25399935185096989974","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43671331373119,"sku":"15059161866879318733","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":43671331405887,"sku":"11847023027594268774","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43671331438655,"sku":"17950138288603779885","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43671331471423,"sku":"24294681774170981198","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":43671331504191,"sku":"13841137011988617272","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43671331536959,"sku":"26088085582949852998","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43671331569727,"sku":"26363533566585292314","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":43671331602495,"sku":"14857314022042894490","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43671331635263,"sku":"30786017735733642914","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43671331668031,"sku":"32771795367307178877","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ S","offer_id":43671331700799,"sku":"20650423472221171419","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ S","offer_id":43671331733567,"sku":"98166498402474017852","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43671331766335,"sku":"21932879827413238951","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43671331799103,"sku":"30335264238492676508","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43671331831871,"sku":"21650677444191118232","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43671331864639,"sku":"12970423981774641312","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43671331897407,"sku":"17663842413782346394","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43671331930175,"sku":"19238159119435567757","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":43671331962943,"sku":"28312139442229009024","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43671331995711,"sku":"22651916267768125259","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43671332028479,"sku":"48914785529431705833","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":43671332061247,"sku":"25496936981269715206","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43671332094015,"sku":"95007160749388666570","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43671332126783,"sku":"21579080030530137149","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43671332159551,"sku":"15570555875459858674","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ M","offer_id":43671332192319,"sku":"18745059050506964967","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ M","offer_id":43671332225087,"sku":"43014914013436601464","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43671332257855,"sku":"33501776538191053227","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43671332290623,"sku":"17637394754180921020","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43671332323391,"sku":"63571861481452706206","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43671332356159,"sku":"18631078426821765712","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43671332388927,"sku":"34735510070397250571","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43671332421695,"sku":"87663572981863974524","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43671332454463,"sku":"15986731714272241596","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":43671332487231,"sku":"11979203501278915938","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43671332519999,"sku":"56931078979072879366","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43671332552767,"sku":"12386140586201729853","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":43671332585535,"sku":"47037062467008696216","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43671332618303,"sku":"16116918897064513966","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43671332651071,"sku":"21096076717557078978","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ L","offer_id":43671332683839,"sku":"28929721351219352073","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ L","offer_id":43671332716607,"sku":"31114755255177218938","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43671332749375,"sku":"91778123184650298211","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43671332782143,"sku":"15965631280233457099","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43671332814911,"sku":"22758073859250567757","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43671332847679,"sku":"24821143433283165176","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":43671332880447,"sku":"24903061605764576833","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43671332913215,"sku":"29712975885349005341","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43671332945983,"sku":"67377638059307658074","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43671332978751,"sku":"23535253310879078638","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":43671333011519,"sku":"20023005707510773427","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43671333044287,"sku":"26481441061444941876","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43671333077055,"sku":"11288274159790755268","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":43671333109823,"sku":"39584535395309681428","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43671333142591,"sku":"24731270154944340521","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43671333175359,"sku":"32314027960223123439","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43671333208127,"sku":"33389544660748876716","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ XL","offer_id":43671333240895,"sku":"24443005191587554910","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43671333273663,"sku":"30992682559573964846","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43671333306431,"sku":"96393666772836446914","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43671333339199,"sku":"25232638671639879774","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333371967,"sku":"33695214830448950172","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333404735,"sku":"26512145544141912005","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333437503,"sku":"16633017043266859004","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333470271,"sku":"30428477423688020340","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333503039,"sku":"33203599970095429341","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333535807,"sku":"49426886409716551538","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333568575,"sku":"47355421290139483601","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333601343,"sku":"16241236443278697777","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333634111,"sku":"30337715680292603393","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333666879,"sku":"16173932100449301733","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333699647,"sku":"32823683215584029065","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333732415,"sku":"40042651885453718287","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333765183,"sku":"30346362861449595882","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333797951,"sku":"73363686925326661450","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333830719,"sku":"22584270162996520981","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333863487,"sku":"19648567914561840976","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333896255,"sku":"12193207743988620012","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43671333929023,"sku":"21263932316354368267","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671333961791,"sku":"20128894305876326436","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671333994559,"sku":"31600433323994320501","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334027327,"sku":"27229281320591910543","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334060095,"sku":"32571751150838689054","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334092863,"sku":"11738037510954098932","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334125631,"sku":"13449798627500974142","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334158399,"sku":"19066726037759696102","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334191167,"sku":"32483684276527330288","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334223935,"sku":"63456720129868147921","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43671334256703,"sku":"67979513102433236777","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334289471,"sku":"34079598636548233187","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334322239,"sku":"30161977271649979352","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334355007,"sku":"25064697659741158349","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334387775,"sku":"14151774844207910372","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334420543,"sku":"33850246931721004295","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334453311,"sku":"31341508838868680246","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334486079,"sku":"24155209636075255291","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334518847,"sku":"24094946196252185225","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43671334551615,"sku":"22932077112148945319","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/11576958208426517861_2048.jpg?v=1786543146"},{"product_id":"corporate-reaper-skeleton-suit-graphic-tee","title":"\"Corporate Reaper\" Skeleton Suit Graphic Tee","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with an attitude — the Corporate Reaper print channels dark humor and bold illustration into everyday wear. The graphic shows a suited grim reaper framed by flames and a looming cityscape, captioned “Corporate Reaper — Profit at Any Cost.” The soft, lived-in color and texture from post-construction dyeing gives the shirt a vintage, broken-in feel that suits late-night shows, protest gatherings, or just riffing with friends at a dive bar. It sits relaxed on the body, drapes easily over layers, and the substantial fabric weight keeps the print feeling anchored instead of flimsy. Wear it when you want to make a sardonic statement without shouting — it reads like a wink to fellow outliers and office-weary organizers alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight construction (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43672223416383,"sku":"28179434688568865654","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43672223449151,"sku":"64889612435549384430","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43672223481919,"sku":"14347089252485395050","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":43672223514687,"sku":"14573317697733927290","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43672223547455,"sku":"18877274226453463416","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43672223580223,"sku":"13919548321108873339","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43672223612991,"sku":"50484132771452269351","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43672223645759,"sku":"51165249179905226650","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43672223678527,"sku":"12191802061810684398","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43672223711295,"sku":"15951116784053951949","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43672223744063,"sku":"30245289765518399662","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":43672223776831,"sku":"41350487690289691331","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43672223809599,"sku":"72633486086983539610","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43672223842367,"sku":"22192816487613817574","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43672223875135,"sku":"20352792471132010739","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43672223907903,"sku":"63127851565195852869","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43672223940671,"sku":"30150937965113507573","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43672223973439,"sku":"11123872205106061351","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43672224006207,"sku":"36658345551403208812","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43672224038975,"sku":"18363764795384325094","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":43672224071743,"sku":"19792480275353141478","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43672224104511,"sku":"27603751158746510210","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43672224137279,"sku":"98805939929114150742","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43672224170047,"sku":"34505634284308802645","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43672224202815,"sku":"65536629103196705576","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43672224235583,"sku":"28029374193688803930","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43672224268351,"sku":"13818895319932855241","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43672224301119,"sku":"16094603205763318885","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43672224333887,"sku":"79117400319463893060","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":43672224366655,"sku":"24916385605129578495","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43672224399423,"sku":"33950849269338616961","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43672224432191,"sku":"10151686569967342750","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43672224464959,"sku":"30755567578718406368","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43672224497727,"sku":"25124035675711217249","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43672224530495,"sku":"22884280003821085426","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224563263,"sku":"96625010494334447767","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224596031,"sku":"13989284199289073060","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224628799,"sku":"10243007687439077428","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224661567,"sku":"26502561045098185956","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224694335,"sku":"68951588134335004101","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224727103,"sku":"25136127197034149478","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224759871,"sku":"26892370552075392417","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224792639,"sku":"13583397596497381618","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43672224825407,"sku":"19863306537747851848","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672224858175,"sku":"13887254678441486153","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672224890943,"sku":"17716011161984273539","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672224923711,"sku":"34295475506277861717","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672224956479,"sku":"10828035504375342624","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672224989247,"sku":"15256628130536729651","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43672225022015,"sku":"53182158254722370830","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225054783,"sku":"78917281448331159060","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225087551,"sku":"12015868163122728258","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225120319,"sku":"21821207779239747406","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225153087,"sku":"29853698151223514452","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225185855,"sku":"41138531713644135048","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225218623,"sku":"24522717534998902358","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Topaz Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43672225251391,"sku":"26108569010653826959","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/12844306283058336721_2048.jpg?v=1785792262"},{"product_id":"wake-the-flock-up-v3-hypnotic-sheep-novelty-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Wake the Flock Up! V3 Hypnotic Sheep Novelty Graphic T-Shirt","description":"A bold, playful tee that speaks to anyone who loves music, late-night shows, or clever wordplay. Soft, garment-dyed cotton drapes in a relaxed fit while a striking front illustration turns heads: a row of radar-eyed sheep wearing visors beneath the cheeky headline WAKE THE FLOCK UP!, framed by hypnotic speaker and spiral motifs. Wear it to small venue sets, after-parties, open-mic nights, or lazy weekends when you want to make people grin. The heavyweight knit feels substantial yet broken-in from the first wear—an everyday canvas for a design that’s equal parts humorous and rebellious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner silhouette and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL (select partners); pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43674566754367,"sku":"22748712618916725994","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43674566787135,"sku":"30691780712363126232","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43674566819903,"sku":"33393478419207450301","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43674566852671,"sku":"36573446025033438968","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":43674566885439,"sku":"22031902229361577895","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43674566918207,"sku":"29648246198794884999","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ S","offer_id":43674566950975,"sku":"30584739076936101052","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43674566983743,"sku":"18426348198094674638","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43674567016511,"sku":"32075342738369182462","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43674567049279,"sku":"19786103672768461371","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43674567082047,"sku":"30859874476508234311","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":43674567114815,"sku":"23341158641969987342","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43674567147583,"sku":"18242998374939119025","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ M","offer_id":43674567180351,"sku":"20465181423120222896","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43674567213119,"sku":"15760019202133937773","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43674567245887,"sku":"16139791993429290950","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43674567278655,"sku":"17753658688292691771","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43674567311423,"sku":"26476895025657071749","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43674567344191,"sku":"25613087561690558733","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":43674567376959,"sku":"30640527413847280032","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43674567409727,"sku":"28263851751133087213","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ L","offer_id":43674567442495,"sku":"22854414018398353779","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43674567475263,"sku":"11273837833936061744","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43674567508031,"sku":"19986991191411980489","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43674567540799,"sku":"31038010075171283500","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43674567573567,"sku":"24701990392575109753","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43674567606335,"sku":"25402395974467787990","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":43674567639103,"sku":"21036085210963930392","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43674567671871,"sku":"33519106183782067467","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43674567704639,"sku":"19684094634320417833","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567737407,"sku":"11042915531621633023","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567770175,"sku":"18062120303024192709","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567802943,"sku":"20148538811207932978","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567835711,"sku":"19272859729453264399","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567868479,"sku":"27490711589006036284","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567901247,"sku":"20044047895479827347","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567934015,"sku":"11835485563837752650","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43674567966783,"sku":"31415118235754901670","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674567999551,"sku":"11748753030641924942","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568032319,"sku":"93219709802827407107","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568065087,"sku":"28184009749452264210","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568097855,"sku":"16346101976562627722","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568130623,"sku":"23071302902711401575","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568163391,"sku":"24912283272835275826","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568196159,"sku":"18485008436718783738","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43674568228927,"sku":"27248774366169988046","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568261695,"sku":"18067047439401243632","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568294463,"sku":"31439952422170245680","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568327231,"sku":"15434307114586878629","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568359999,"sku":"65102891143045261206","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568392767,"sku":"48645924571638441152","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43674568425535,"sku":"32927709004581205288","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/5071586711954792996_2048.jpg?v=1785983480"},{"product_id":"corporate-puppets-satire-graphic-t-shirt","title":"'Corporate Puppets' Satire Graphic T-Shirt","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a bold, satirical graphic that calls out power and control with a vintage propaganda vibe. The soft, worn-in color and textured surface from the post-construction dye make the artwork feel lived-in, like a poster salvaged from a protest. Relaxed and roomy, it layers easily over hoodies or stands alone as a statement piece during rallies, city nights, or casual weekends. Wear it when you want your message to read loud but look comfortably lived-in — a shirt that ages into the story you keep telling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) for substantial feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and textured hand\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, comfortable finish; available S–4XL\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 58 colors; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43675879079999,"sku":"11354891373866314368","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43675879112767,"sku":"71112328349415148400","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43675879145535,"sku":"29785104777111291349","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ S","offer_id":43675879178303,"sku":"17047405039491472507","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":43675879211071,"sku":"25857108193190737707","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43675879243839,"sku":"58730261525527402939","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43675879276607,"sku":"93264139769544815781","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43675879309375,"sku":"22492810267867328182","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43675879342143,"sku":"23140733679800469988","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43675879374911,"sku":"66048752465879218022","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ S","offer_id":43675879407679,"sku":"19357339755509504070","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43675879440447,"sku":"14177857482417087688","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43675879473215,"sku":"31523808873639909635","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43675879505983,"sku":"27084463725688449622","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ M","offer_id":43675879538751,"sku":"25688959117984408541","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":43675879571519,"sku":"15639598878112607597","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43675879604287,"sku":"13421360264505864794","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43675879637055,"sku":"66319488977149454367","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43675879669823,"sku":"17745034470294298464","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43675879702591,"sku":"86585681867587097126","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43675879735359,"sku":"70776867152826522600","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43675879768127,"sku":"19260631839162312369","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ M","offer_id":43675879800895,"sku":"20452637961172444297","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43675879833663,"sku":"14192337426817820978","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43675879866431,"sku":"38103136917221676725","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43675879899199,"sku":"29948378912250840971","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43675879931967,"sku":"16584875995376607579","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ L","offer_id":43675879964735,"sku":"21298941636028571956","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":43675879997503,"sku":"17419661326274257259","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43675880030271,"sku":"11786610259286285483","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43675880063039,"sku":"20619444771360530934","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43675880095807,"sku":"25820430952663433603","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43675880128575,"sku":"58527359621834326285","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43675880161343,"sku":"17959817795110326592","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43675880194111,"sku":"28107792731493493899","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ L","offer_id":43675880226879,"sku":"61007612179860185164","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43675880259647,"sku":"23509986611097738519","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43675880292415,"sku":"29068456787268203815","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43675880325183,"sku":"80813965592070649097","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43675880357951,"sku":"34543239747891865182","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ XL","offer_id":43675880390719,"sku":"29396046041718038053","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":43675880423487,"sku":"12087443531052851190","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43675880456255,"sku":"16493090895935904862","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43675880489023,"sku":"29214173126887770789","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43675880521791,"sku":"25892547683542941254","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43675880554559,"sku":"23805105797343019472","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43675880587327,"sku":"33035264088567287865","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43675880620095,"sku":"15965913103074807718","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43675880652863,"sku":"20541148685702763407","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880685631,"sku":"16145849540402337473","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880718399,"sku":"11235852505188783246","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880751167,"sku":"21607167860976613554","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880783935,"sku":"19166419170372753112","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880816703,"sku":"62202403255036209709","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880849471,"sku":"34776093912680010291","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880882239,"sku":"67834565171584214904","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880915007,"sku":"17059656310017289834","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880947775,"sku":"48936144032845406898","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675880980543,"sku":"23956879016712023684","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675881013311,"sku":"17265398203089518179","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675881046079,"sku":"70621031085796170481","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675881078847,"sku":"31132539119924838570","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881111615,"sku":"70333052056582969601","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881144383,"sku":"23617615911297533461","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881177151,"sku":"14044223129716659012","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881209919,"sku":"33279206869431923580","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881242687,"sku":"25722047176086160822","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881275455,"sku":"13694285781239885824","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881308223,"sku":"10716650799209766368","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881340991,"sku":"16245790342395690301","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881373759,"sku":"23008380053938396341","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881406527,"sku":"22511933535210301353","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881439295,"sku":"21056829372766198181","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"China Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675881472063,"sku":"32828198827486998968","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881504831,"sku":"12859975426920430379","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881537599,"sku":"98877895073827377296","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881570367,"sku":"15778779145419605113","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881603135,"sku":"31004433074448340058","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881635903,"sku":"32183165410811287290","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881668671,"sku":"24907927998776711572","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881701439,"sku":"18583240431105733888","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881734207,"sku":"53178244853632418505","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881766975,"sku":"33846498317336745306","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43675881799743,"sku":"22209026183852601695","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/17969403468910542986_2048.jpg?v=1785968854"},{"product_id":"master-baiter-fishing-satire-t-shirt-the-bait-whisperer-graphic-tee","title":"Master Baiter Fishing Satire T-Shirt — “The Bait Whisperer” Graphic Tee","description":"Lightweight yet substantial, this garment-dyed tee brings a lived-in softness to a bold fishing graphic. The illustration — a winking largemouth, coils of bait, rods and a bobber — sits like a badge on the chest, announcing a quietly confident love of the lake. It wears broken-in from day one: washed-down color, relaxed drape, and the telltale texture of a tee dyed after construction. Slip it on before an early-morning cast or an evening bonfire; it moves with you and keeps its shape through long weekends and back-to-back trips. The tone is straightforward and a little cheeky, aimed at anglers who appreciate gear that feels familiar and looks like it’s lived a few seasons on the water.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage feel\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43683595780159,"sku":"31737037526104596818","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43683595812927,"sku":"30721893877883792895","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43683595845695,"sku":"11983653800381885029","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43683595878463,"sku":"84201672406557125828","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":43683595911231,"sku":"16409147458898871699","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":43683595943999,"sku":"14120509495123411760","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43683595976767,"sku":"13144827582717056393","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43683596009535,"sku":"14647861325997634613","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43683596042303,"sku":"17735410707528927489","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43683596075071,"sku":"16696908772518994777","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43683596107839,"sku":"33689826073977928302","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43683596140607,"sku":"29188805058440262427","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43683596173375,"sku":"78343797285723826196","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":43683596206143,"sku":"20812987135940957238","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":43683596238911,"sku":"11379587322789307797","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43683596271679,"sku":"29262981352805316226","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43683596304447,"sku":"55269760636582264288","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43683596337215,"sku":"44413571418052457043","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43683596369983,"sku":"17752675038263481738","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43683596402751,"sku":"19867639389381591536","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43683596435519,"sku":"65413996018399845928","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43683596468287,"sku":"18202843467442697534","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43683596501055,"sku":"61818942505547630799","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43683596533823,"sku":"77348025835242038440","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43683596566591,"sku":"38087390727713165762","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":43683596599359,"sku":"15550248806135349513","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":43683596632127,"sku":"12966255526088456874","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43683596664895,"sku":"75603620020847838704","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43683596697663,"sku":"15008960670714753644","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43683596730431,"sku":"26766575975119213277","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43683596763199,"sku":"72782967474935525516","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43683596795967,"sku":"17481074067898375372","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43683596828735,"sku":"14989873106742029200","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43683596861503,"sku":"31685120120160022010","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43683596894271,"sku":"55257065173182051898","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43683596927039,"sku":"11517225616250403874","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43683596959807,"sku":"22284028443383736935","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":43683596992575,"sku":"30139946890904162828","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":43683597025343,"sku":"52870769839518781528","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43683597058111,"sku":"31978385590737459624","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43683597090879,"sku":"30697355898552954957","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43683597123647,"sku":"15889913813605516013","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43683597156415,"sku":"76256835394466592036","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597189183,"sku":"22185511014145152484","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597221951,"sku":"24175982843720886405","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597254719,"sku":"75653408790637662654","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597287487,"sku":"10627949142221766929","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597320255,"sku":"69919041983955641298","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597353023,"sku":"25195527321422767309","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597385791,"sku":"32635463828723920088","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597418559,"sku":"12656337303776436282","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597451327,"sku":"26027478205138482222","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597484095,"sku":"69469303283757144661","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597516863,"sku":"91081001446750509603","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683597549631,"sku":"33972271610740580343","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597582399,"sku":"31589047837405928491","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597615167,"sku":"63557387485739680803","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597647935,"sku":"33050129121218321733","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597680703,"sku":"25791290352198596881","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597713471,"sku":"30526641640607206886","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597746239,"sku":"12405056901789047664","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597779007,"sku":"94863094426735488182","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683597811775,"sku":"11368800359644872941","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683597844543,"sku":"22414895214885513631","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683597877311,"sku":"21051379792688049256","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683597910079,"sku":"23806972522201494386","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683597942847,"sku":"27617637748012410207","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683597975615,"sku":"27439067235114022621","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43683598008383,"sku":"26059714730716855310","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/5041912468381990570_2048.jpg?v=1786059607"},{"product_id":"gardener-satire-graphic-t-shirt-some-men-collect-cars-i-collect-hoes","title":"Gardener Satire Graphic T-Shirt — \"Some men collect cars. I collect hoes.\"","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a warm, lived-in look to weekends in the garden, early mornings at the allotment, or laid-back afternoons on the porch. The vintage-style illustration and playful gardening pun feel like a wink from an old friend — earthy, honest, and a little bit cheeky. The relaxed cut and soft, garment-dyed finish soften with every wash, so the shirt settles into your routine and comfort zone. Wear it while potting, pruning, or swapping stories over a cup of coffee; it reads like a quietly confident staple in a wardrobe that values function, character, and a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe print sits comfortably on the chest without overpowering the shirt’s simple silhouette. Choose a muted dye color to let the retro art pop, or go bright for a more spirited look. Sizes span S–4XL, and the sturdy double-needle stitching and heavyweight cotton mean this tee will keep its shape through seasons of use. This is for people who get their hands a little dirty, appreciate old-school artwork, and like clothes that feel like they’ve already earned their stories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43683598172223,"sku":"84861986337718015223","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43683598204991,"sku":"47360634399420035687","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683598237759,"sku":"26618772207635728813","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683598270527,"sku":"31907287219814955503","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/11965748819248381967_2048.jpg?v=1786059726"},{"product_id":"i-keep-my-hoes-in-line-t-shirt-funny-gardener-tee","title":"I Keep My Hoes in Line T-Shirt — Funny Gardener Tee","description":"A soft, garment-dyed tee that reads like a wink from the backyard. Lightweight-yet-substantial cotton and a relaxed fit make this shirt feel broken-in from day one. The front artwork shows a farmer-style figure standing beside a neat row of hoes with the caption “I Keep My Hoes in Line...”, bringing a bit of dry country humor to chores, barn chats, and weekend yard work. Wear it while mowing, planting, or settling into an evening on the porch — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh and invites conversation without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe dyed finish gives each shirt a lived-in color and a subtle vintage texture, while the heavyweight knit and double-needle stitching stand up to frequent wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this relaxed-fit tee drapes comfortably whether you’re layering under a flannel or wearing it solo on a sunny afternoon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43683614130239,"sku":"31467525144441143014","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43683614163007,"sku":"13517736982486293282","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683614195775,"sku":"10144625205733385696","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683614228543,"sku":"24757664665300874352","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/1756246896954135831_2048.jpg?v=1786060922"},{"product_id":"ai-artificial-idiots-error-404-brain-not-found-satire-graphic-t-shirt","title":"'AI Artificial Idiots: Error 404 — Brain Not Found' Satire Graphic T-Shirt","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings attitude and texture to your everyday rotation. The graphic — a neon-green, retro-tech riff reading “AI \/ Artificial Idiots” with quirky robot characters and a cheeky “ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND” banner — lands bold and tongue-in-cheek on a soft, broken-in canvas. The relaxed cut and garment-dyed finish give it an effortless lived-in look that softens with each wash. Wear it to signal ironic humor at meetups, hack nights, or lazy weekends. It pairs well with worn denim, hoodies, or under a flannel for a layered, offbeat aesthetic that tech skeptics and meme-lovers will nod at and laugh about.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy (6.1 oz\/yd²) for structure and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color, vintage texture, and faded character over time\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching and no side seams for clean lines and long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-shrunk and available S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart); sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors to match your style\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43700299202623,"sku":"17615444925190530366","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43700299235391,"sku":"63205990146573130712","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43700299268159,"sku":"17881644001742127368","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43700299300927,"sku":"17633960066188614801","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43700299333695,"sku":"64477785024840853985","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43700299366463,"sku":"22516958412115114720","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43700299399231,"sku":"14171518925925435622","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43700299431999,"sku":"22334795618546809492","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43700299464767,"sku":"62003227994788648532","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43700299497535,"sku":"74564063817153726610","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43700299530303,"sku":"11495961953482468057","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43700299563071,"sku":"15624441789030565172","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43700299595839,"sku":"15642436217235985774","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43700299628607,"sku":"16425877915891386254","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43700299661375,"sku":"13522117970337805190","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43700299694143,"sku":"71087587549375319195","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43700299726911,"sku":"26008832318398709442","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43700299759679,"sku":"55122548397798997282","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43700299792447,"sku":"22159731043637336591","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43700299825215,"sku":"31914510190230403818","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43700299857983,"sku":"18039693897691814278","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43700299890751,"sku":"18761064216551702136","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43700299923519,"sku":"61679543755545390211","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43700299956287,"sku":"29067402236114968207","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43700299989055,"sku":"23669100097086729655","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43700300021823,"sku":"84385784316442472393","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43700300054591,"sku":"90065359446984508781","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300087359,"sku":"27816591463365543771","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300120127,"sku":"24906777704632865169","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300152895,"sku":"26151437761384884077","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300185663,"sku":"12250744344122668273","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300218431,"sku":"31453352382197774360","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300251199,"sku":"18754507245734462730","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300283967,"sku":"22869639491085149839","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43700300316735,"sku":"16916709288283972378","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43700300349503,"sku":"26158128787235836234","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43700300382271,"sku":"57559601152149304089","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43700300415039,"sku":"21874346264149569209","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43700300447807,"sku":"23399095684078465207","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/16887425314020224691_2048.jpg?v=1786236942"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-born-to-be-mild-funny-chili-pepper-graphic-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"Born to be Mild\" Funny Chili Pepper Graphic Tee","description":"This garment feels like a wink and a warm hug. A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with relaxed lines and a playful “Born to be Mild” print—complete with a tiny chili—that reads as gentle humor for people who prefer subtle heat over full blaze. The soft, washed-in color and slightly vintage texture give it lived-in character from the first wear. It sits comfortably for long mornings of coffee, low-key weekend hangs, or casual nights cooking something more adventurous than the shirt suggests. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and finished with durable double-needle stitching, it’s built to keep its shape and color while you wear it into your rhythm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed fabric with soft color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seam) construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options available\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43709219831871,"sku":"13544239633480543102","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43709219864639,"sku":"30187883692200575048","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43709219897407,"sku":"31952277149543231648","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43709219930175,"sku":"28819805696824139614","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43709219962943,"sku":"84310070612090818941","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43709219995711,"sku":"22773483438637899854","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43709220028479,"sku":"12284320735684700341","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43709220061247,"sku":"72443803632664051510","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43709220094015,"sku":"26462011893721955417","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43709220126783,"sku":"17864828312652157658","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43709220159551,"sku":"23429539961640291966","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43709220192319,"sku":"31345752227644764994","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43709220225087,"sku":"19068542902273513415","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43709220257855,"sku":"24343220941644065887","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43709220290623,"sku":"27971140421340550047","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43709220323391,"sku":"22255489953681149149","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43709220356159,"sku":"46828454918248063880","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43709220388927,"sku":"21571147234114386133","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43709220421695,"sku":"25589888047180334896","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43709220454463,"sku":"19550014984021686633","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43709220487231,"sku":"14483008467321066429","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43709220519999,"sku":"29387164414038044937","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43709220552767,"sku":"17932071343820976452","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43709220585535,"sku":"18626686512014805710","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43709220618303,"sku":"18012786563889459409","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43709220651071,"sku":"31941218333782167138","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43709220683839,"sku":"83859627825948868794","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220716607,"sku":"14130811319291797726","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220749375,"sku":"30976092311879999432","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220782143,"sku":"23047402312701665484","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220814911,"sku":"87995543525337481098","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220847679,"sku":"29856695330936681828","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220880447,"sku":"24779826197275159305","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220913215,"sku":"20741726954574312660","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220945983,"sku":"42421652264844110585","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709220978751,"sku":"31818145609665128647","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709221011519,"sku":"25183975499413411525","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709221044287,"sku":"46936266932175406952","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709221077055,"sku":"17660172531632502250","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709221109823,"sku":"20504580561372160367","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/12717515468189115534_2048.jpg?v=1786397994"},{"product_id":"born-to-be-mild-v2-vintage-t-shirt","title":"Born to Be Mild V2 Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a fun vintage hot-rod energy to everyday wear. The graphic — a retro-styled flaming rocking chair with “Born to be Mild” headline, checkered flag and skull accents — feels like a road-trip poster pinned to a well-loved garage wall. The soft, worn-in texture from post-construction dyeing makes the print sit naturally on the fabric instead of floating above it. Relaxed fit and sturdy double-needle seams mean this shirt moves with you, whether you're leaning on the hood at a cruiser meet, sipping coffee at a Saturday swap, or lounging after a long run of open road. Available in an array of muted, lived-in colors, it pairs well with faded denim, leather jackets, or utility layers — a quiet nod to folks who prefer low-key swagger over loud statements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft, vintage texture and color depth\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable, substantial wear\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43709300736063,"sku":"32244228487922222638","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43709300768831,"sku":"33202172853378368069","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43709300801599,"sku":"81027801242407130735","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43709300834367,"sku":"66151668206845731057","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43709300867135,"sku":"17608708907479958861","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43709300899903,"sku":"30227761867973323492","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43709300932671,"sku":"16149100463831865331","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43709300965439,"sku":"32451451665376285148","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43709300998207,"sku":"32041995031571797667","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43709301030975,"sku":"81353871208838654914","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43709301063743,"sku":"16502083544256862339","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43709301096511,"sku":"23022066348126142773","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43709301129279,"sku":"79858604865804380342","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43709301162047,"sku":"20668470520044164032","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43709301194815,"sku":"12994274084392023267","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43709301227583,"sku":"16405162528899579829","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43709301260351,"sku":"57089764614253365207","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43709301293119,"sku":"26840921012445172226","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43709301325887,"sku":"24554781736569828279","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43709301358655,"sku":"28363955867849299580","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43709301391423,"sku":"11009356811412850679","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43709301424191,"sku":"27614925930554462404","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43709301456959,"sku":"30885398664299868450","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43709301489727,"sku":"30240293591639342697","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43709301522495,"sku":"11503063528929780302","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43709301555263,"sku":"15620703190713504073","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43709301588031,"sku":"26305495828644323510","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43709301620799,"sku":"27283831478512477490","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43709301653567,"sku":"28780353127046325867","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301686335,"sku":"15152426295015222898","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301719103,"sku":"30403312251743342359","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301751871,"sku":"29097065029310393139","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301784639,"sku":"12626834709430955794","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301817407,"sku":"26347303003654832452","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301850175,"sku":"32308510164583529607","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301882943,"sku":"21672389078996806613","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301915711,"sku":"25623354338884703307","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43709301948479,"sku":"30498797270510072575","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709301981247,"sku":"10011708381745263033","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709302014015,"sku":"19443929607910389717","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43709302046783,"sku":"23499996323584626083","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43709302079551,"sku":"38346353537559323907","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/18388980146300351856_2048.jpg?v=1786398860"},{"product_id":"i-got-99-problems-but-a-glitch-aint-one-t-shirt","title":"I Got 99 Problems But a Glitch Ain't One T-Shirt","description":"This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings gamer energy to everyday wear. A heavyweight, soft-to-the-touch cotton body wears in over time, carrying a retro-glitch graphic that reads “I got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.” Short, lived-in sleeves and a slightly boxy cut let you move freely whether you’re streaming, troubleshooting code, or grabbing coffee with friends. The dye-after-construction finish gives each shirt subtle color variation and a vintage vibe that pairs with worn jeans or layered under a hoodie. Built to last with double-needle seams and a pre-shrunk, tubular knit that avoids side seams—this shirt feels familiar from the first wear and only gets better with time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for vintage look and soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, boxy fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in many colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43726857240639,"sku":"77175392954365057714","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43726786428991,"sku":"18215468973527842446","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43726786494527,"sku":"51810850981466487637","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43726786560063,"sku":"23701251562208982213","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43726786625599,"sku":"33136984765408840444","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43726786691135,"sku":"20303002531625712380","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43726857273407,"sku":"18178634984809149393","price":27.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43726857306175,"sku":"18884308304694864180","price":30.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":43726857338943,"sku":"11880809645990359866","price":31.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/16038873846521082949_2048.jpg?v=1786487115"},{"product_id":"be-patient-t-shirt-thoughts-loading-funny-mental-health-tee","title":"Be Patient T‑Shirt — \"Thoughts Loading\" Funny Mental Health Tee","description":"Quiet, crisp, and a little bit playful — this soft cotton tee wears like a warm inhale. A retro-futuristic loading bar glows across the chest under the gentle reminder: “Be Patient.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you need a slow moment in a hurried day, when you want to nod to fellow thinkers and introverted optimists without saying a word. Lightweight and breathable, the fabric settles softly and the clean crew neck keeps the silhouette easy and relaxed. Pair it with jeans for running errands, wear it on a long train ride, or keep it in rotation for low-key meetups and chill weekend mornings. It speaks to people who value calm, thoughtful pacing — the overthinkers, creators, and anyone learning to move at their own speed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on body with DTF options for sleeve and neck labels for crisp, lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43736296849471,"sku":"11160053478739064346","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43736296882239,"sku":"23313157372591326019","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43736296915007,"sku":"41451673334044286112","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43736296947775,"sku":"19310739393763689796","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43736296980543,"sku":"25532363186180462877","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43736297013311,"sku":"10238852869875874647","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43736297046079,"sku":"28948034615029113418","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43736297078847,"sku":"23203964803499879823","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43736297111615,"sku":"27685017455908829109","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43736297144383,"sku":"25550750473026386333","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43736297177151,"sku":"24993258895640031993","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43736297209919,"sku":"15452384274403703817","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43736297242687,"sku":"16097058841353032208","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43736297275455,"sku":"26612956409853359118","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736297308223,"sku":"19008078807858389981","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736297340991,"sku":"19390584463596084827","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736297373759,"sku":"10911978052319488916","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736297406527,"sku":"12943416423914516688","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/14644020269562033089_2048.jpg?v=1786976446"},{"product_id":"astronaut-act-i-t-shirt-the-worlds-a-stage-vintage-space-graphic-tee","title":"Astronaut Act I T-Shirt — “The World's a Stage” Vintage Space Graphic Tee","description":"This garment-dyed tee brings a vintage, storybook feel to everyday wear. A lone astronaut takes center stage beneath a moonlit globe, curtains drawn back as if the universe itself is a theater. Warm, worn-in colors and soft, heavyweight cotton create a lived-in look that invites you to reach for it again and again. It sits relaxed on the body and holds its shape thanks to thoughtful double-needle stitching. Wear it when you want a quiet, cinematic moment — whether you’re wandering city streets at dusk, camping under scattered stars, or sharing a late-night playlist with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) relaxed fit that holds its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43736321130559,"sku":"61109204285458026434","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43736321163327,"sku":"28085941758796595655","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ S","offer_id":43736321196095,"sku":"27686961363980170236","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43736321228863,"sku":"32532532041419676421","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43736321261631,"sku":"31010287599089356393","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43736321294399,"sku":"29786237050700138854","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43736321327167,"sku":"17578001085071744485","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43736321359935,"sku":"19991060393879271477","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":43736321392703,"sku":"52791996783757824639","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43736321425471,"sku":"30854629372491096595","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43736321458239,"sku":"32859401956821337923","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43736321491007,"sku":"98919134109301717665","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ S","offer_id":43736321523775,"sku":"82624189131852896743","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43736321556543,"sku":"26694547358784573073","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43736321589311,"sku":"17796108514155294936","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ M","offer_id":43736321622079,"sku":"28274371453713809986","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43736321654847,"sku":"14471407882916435774","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43736321687615,"sku":"24083284975003750256","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43736321720383,"sku":"13856526428727616026","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43736321753151,"sku":"10459834093256954500","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43736321785919,"sku":"31452708465152025437","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":43736321818687,"sku":"24057636027916098288","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43736321851455,"sku":"25659457965385361055","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43736321884223,"sku":"17716809803387828163","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43736321916991,"sku":"80414745963310509128","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ M","offer_id":43736321949759,"sku":"26737115849906025406","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43736321982527,"sku":"21126071835498877237","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43736322015295,"sku":"19155374651864272626","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43736322048063,"sku":"97428259528298491890","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ L","offer_id":43736322080831,"sku":"81651928579939331132","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43736322113599,"sku":"29260023615852862571","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43736322146367,"sku":"12143273557211661706","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43736322179135,"sku":"27376492751722438251","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43736322211903,"sku":"26303495802473023912","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":43736322244671,"sku":"96579556310962092603","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43736322277439,"sku":"30172552099470715905","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43736322310207,"sku":"83286354094301013251","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43736322342975,"sku":"20702406612651753662","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ L","offer_id":43736322375743,"sku":"71835566796964818085","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43736322408511,"sku":"53477159243525552208","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43736322441279,"sku":"21197536878329308131","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43736322474047,"sku":"19240938787273285001","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43736322506815,"sku":"21185912167648665952","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43736322539583,"sku":"14469577543101586018","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43736322572351,"sku":"33922948863097264396","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43736322605119,"sku":"28742276868891671235","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43736322637887,"sku":"19479766396843962229","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43736322670655,"sku":"17346765979673113767","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":43736322703423,"sku":"26537532588286098851","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43736322736191,"sku":"29415573106023994076","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43736322768959,"sku":"24818879139226250616","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43736322801727,"sku":"26182513314993380409","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ XL","offer_id":43736322834495,"sku":"27702087832132005029","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736322867263,"sku":"16858111617922720095","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736322900031,"sku":"31776309551113060715","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736322932799,"sku":"19188729087545306236","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736322965567,"sku":"17154165194074565967","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736322998335,"sku":"27817544133919032424","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323031103,"sku":"18862698912753694523","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323063871,"sku":"25332119132605664111","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323096639,"sku":"34893673303812774704","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323129407,"sku":"15353820781114535087","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323162175,"sku":"28996426096597755560","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323194943,"sku":"79646704432639017602","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323227711,"sku":"15620938310127989286","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323260479,"sku":"14809982920189866064","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43736323293247,"sku":"27691621404980408600","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323326015,"sku":"90681202646500229170","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323358783,"sku":"49322035932544110206","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323391551,"sku":"17289313988901810184","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323424319,"sku":"25416056546629682039","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323457087,"sku":"57678120982940392162","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323489855,"sku":"23495777271815352688","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323522623,"sku":"29828016639926044238","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323555391,"sku":"61496845517585490038","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323588159,"sku":"12655664364886967513","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323620927,"sku":"30086407616032123936","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323653695,"sku":"20812453504940669497","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323686463,"sku":"29836068539122331514","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43736323719231,"sku":"15582842831632137628","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323751999,"sku":"27496445474959866073","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323784767,"sku":"31167233773189896755","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323817535,"sku":"64882470733528878176","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323850303,"sku":"64539068469953896814","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323883071,"sku":"27292526381974857286","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323915839,"sku":"28262485839520248469","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323948607,"sku":"16501136316298165185","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736323981375,"sku":"43588871746684993124","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736324014143,"sku":"15758986448680171519","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736324046911,"sku":"29378509534619508600","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43736324079679,"sku":"27626810271325890906","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/6069785721715629545_2048.jpg?v=1786551696"},{"product_id":"dupify-graphic-t-shirt-keeping-the-illusion-alive-retro-logo-satire-tee","title":"Dupify Graphic T-Shirt — \"Keeping the Illusion Alive\" Retro Logo Satire Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA heavyweight garment-dyed tee built to feel lived-in from the first wear. The soft, slightly faded color and relaxed cut make it an easy layer for laid-back days. Front artwork mixes bold red and blue tones with a retro Dupify circular badge—an attention-grabbing emblem that reads like a worn campaign patch. It sits center-chest at a size that works with jackets, hoodies, or alone on warm afternoons. This shirt settles into your wardrobe and into your routine: weekend errands, late-night meetups, or long drives where comfort matters more than formality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, textured color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in many colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43742583062591,"sku":"21569682847504283048","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43742583095359,"sku":"97201537769244925725","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43742583128127,"sku":"35125205439224035078","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43742583160895,"sku":"15136874402085256265","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43742583193663,"sku":"15112123258731677674","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43742583226431,"sku":"13273552325709835740","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43742583259199,"sku":"16774693683952250955","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43742583291967,"sku":"17504930204392677064","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43742583324735,"sku":"14131358110773392922","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43742583357503,"sku":"85698129030929059034","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43742583390271,"sku":"19004646492726829409","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43742583423039,"sku":"31287647059890102136","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43742583455807,"sku":"17476634859572442674","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43742583488575,"sku":"22390234870881508411","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43742583521343,"sku":"11073918189740093500","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43742583554111,"sku":"18576519996427691421","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43742583586879,"sku":"26892907929063269098","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742583619647,"sku":"24438701880228365754","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742583652415,"sku":"27895995317787707845","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742583685183,"sku":"17576580623573166462","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742583717951,"sku":"68532085540652298722","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742583750719,"sku":"71714880576672586252","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742583783487,"sku":"32325388604041279687","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742583816255,"sku":"69638451489107540209","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742583849023,"sku":"27424881875228730383","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742583881791,"sku":"17276918231521257070","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43742583914559,"sku":"24514802044510161519","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43742583947327,"sku":"55356941089623049343","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43742583980095,"sku":"26205736604521055613","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/898754534332205981_2048.jpg?v=1786637412"},{"product_id":"i-got-the-phantom-vibrations-t-shirt-funny-phone-vibes-graphic-tee","title":"I Got the Phantom Vibrations T-Shirt – Funny Phone Vibes Graphic Tee","description":"This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee channels playful, nostalgic energy with its neon-retro phone graphic and bold headline: “I Got The Phantom Vibrations.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton has a soft, lived-in feel from post-construction dyeing, so the colors sit gently into the fabric instead of sitting on top. Wear it on casual days when you want a wink of humor—it pairs easily with worn denim, layered under an open flannel, or tossed on for late-night hangs. The design nods to the little moments of modern life—the half-heard buzz, the laugh about always checking your pocket—so it feels like a comfortable inside joke between friends. It’s breathable yet substantial, and the tubular knit and double-needle stitching give it a clean, durable finish that holds up to repeat wears and washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) for soft color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction with double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit available S–4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart); sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43742696505407,"sku":"24379525403543884705","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43742696538175,"sku":"83944284314153860660","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43742696570943,"sku":"39106324006018157793","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43742696603711,"sku":"10641466104810258390","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43742696636479,"sku":"32488294445953239097","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43742696669247,"sku":"23557364581702932710","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43742696702015,"sku":"23013189411208296663","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43742696734783,"sku":"25964918908785557426","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":43742696767551,"sku":"23902690960577397850","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43742696800319,"sku":"39972256274782617751","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43742696833087,"sku":"68692032190754084584","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43742696865855,"sku":"23598459285066782917","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43742696898623,"sku":"13335285084002000728","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43742696931391,"sku":"17161945272722131363","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43742696964159,"sku":"21289760290246990696","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43742696996927,"sku":"32739016025805190792","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43742697029695,"sku":"25815261618039315287","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43742697062463,"sku":"21387764788160073430","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43742697095231,"sku":"10114649577150206761","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":43742697127999,"sku":"63767552782612798340","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697160767,"sku":"32115025992080227367","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697193535,"sku":"28713895183727237205","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697226303,"sku":"14126288186911347237","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697259071,"sku":"74444244866421677050","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697291839,"sku":"30762479282824058233","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697324607,"sku":"10007177145855280569","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697357375,"sku":"17224106869556221254","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":43742697390143,"sku":"23165450810434606769","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742697422911,"sku":"20353502409825677851","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742697455679,"sku":"26890761828937903853","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742697488447,"sku":"42844520483464941948","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43742697521215,"sku":"21171446786479240161","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43742697553983,"sku":"15303713438010867287","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/2383973882776364009_2048.jpg?v=1786643271"},{"product_id":"how-a-bill-gets-passed-political-t-shirt-vintage-party-satire-tee","title":"How a Bill Gets Passed Political T-Shirt — Vintage Party Satire Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The relaxed cut and soft, washed-in color lend it lived-in comfort while the bold retro graphic — two grinning figures labelled D and R under the banner “How a Bill gets Passed” — makes a wry, conversation-starting statement. Wear it to rallies, trivia nights, or casual weekends when you want clothing that reads equal parts vintage humor and sharp commentary. The sturdy construction (double-needle seams, tubular knit) means it holds shape and color through many washes, so the look stays lived-in, not worn-out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed soft finish\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) and relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43745614987327,"sku":"16663525767586093962","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43745615020095,"sku":"23428458516118659304","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ S","offer_id":43745615052863,"sku":"18253756378722521022","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ S","offer_id":43745615085631,"sku":"33123756269137837821","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43745615118399,"sku":"16947564079688268253","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43745615151167,"sku":"31611494091709555689","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43745615183935,"sku":"25466356006239576478","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":43745615216703,"sku":"23582745353715709671","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43745615249471,"sku":"14826715056756607315","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":43745615282239,"sku":"53717648322456031556","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":43745615315007,"sku":"25642496394253153725","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43745615347775,"sku":"11093632832873680828","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43745615380543,"sku":"19754756801444710200","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43745615413311,"sku":"20339937750911861746","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43745615446079,"sku":"53507336379351067992","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43745615478847,"sku":"13990957088439035070","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ M","offer_id":43745615511615,"sku":"17618085868509859214","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ M","offer_id":43745615544383,"sku":"19297966661707390405","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43745615577151,"sku":"27501419639755991253","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43745615609919,"sku":"90460205363261425845","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43745615642687,"sku":"23443880968447693407","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":43745615675455,"sku":"27666350820003831367","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43745615708223,"sku":"48601718702647931205","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":43745615740991,"sku":"13873174044800780562","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":43745615773759,"sku":"21667717257787809460","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43745615806527,"sku":"24473204833386943903","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43745615839295,"sku":"11141258389810405980","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43745615872063,"sku":"13378220656621729030","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43745615904831,"sku":"22576397880796989954","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43745615937599,"sku":"23917566162672524368","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ L","offer_id":43745615970367,"sku":"20510028286818312512","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ L","offer_id":43745616003135,"sku":"27956571610973967767","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":43745616035903,"sku":"32436326134379518645","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43745616068671,"sku":"12212637452676663766","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43745616101439,"sku":"24663159329952769306","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":43745616134207,"sku":"80968508030507893769","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43745616166975,"sku":"21215157651894602545","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":43745616199743,"sku":"26320625397973540156","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":43745616232511,"sku":"98829912542305302980","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43745616265279,"sku":"14011592290049501240","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43745616298047,"sku":"31190822513020336379","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43745616330815,"sku":"17594117669435407618","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43745616363583,"sku":"72074715709047588495","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43745616396351,"sku":"19203071916354103007","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43745616429119,"sku":"22304734739358948111","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ XL","offer_id":43745616461887,"sku":"95840522389584024680","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43745616494655,"sku":"16177589943445720125","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43745616527423,"sku":"30141723460874370074","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43745616560191,"sku":"14324633471563899946","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43745616592959,"sku":"14787207721441847747","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":43745616625727,"sku":"32983246291219501898","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43745616658495,"sku":"10401679839728053018","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":43745616691263,"sku":"22286197597291413655","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":43745616724031,"sku":"31240718225599617037","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43745616756799,"sku":"10442661659199702588","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43745616789567,"sku":"22029322551516094891","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43745616822335,"sku":"13653595947417967886","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745616855103,"sku":"97331327784683835057","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745616887871,"sku":"24441578846924860717","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745616920639,"sku":"59105058708488640027","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745616953407,"sku":"27165008309054667148","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745616986175,"sku":"17116961938262611192","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617018943,"sku":"33862377659143537661","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617051711,"sku":"14857132989448044817","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617084479,"sku":"27334960037165663587","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617117247,"sku":"17894424887400303024","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617150015,"sku":"15653596616763492812","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617182783,"sku":"36932989178563269512","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617215551,"sku":"21617472930199920584","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617248319,"sku":"19518539346064529569","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617281087,"sku":"18279376779491208486","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43745617313855,"sku":"25067335104052585016","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617346623,"sku":"33772102237109033848","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617379391,"sku":"17777434121239555452","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617412159,"sku":"33960522067446645049","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617444927,"sku":"31140697686137695697","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617477695,"sku":"27624694292154432730","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617510463,"sku":"33469484964669455826","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617543231,"sku":"30663462921752307325","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617575999,"sku":"15871804648197174077","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617608767,"sku":"23335086275698733708","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617641535,"sku":"11810920213062201958","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617674303,"sku":"24702506132508438320","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617707071,"sku":"61200822946461352052","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617739839,"sku":"28459581070452597251","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617772607,"sku":"37489131263516337796","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43745617805375,"sku":"14440456581151539546","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745617838143,"sku":"32566311500505353516","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745617870911,"sku":"60243884385426975074","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745617903679,"sku":"62393983074960774762","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745617936447,"sku":"10905293860313421878","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745617969215,"sku":"20282636723833661358","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618001983,"sku":"29216666272415608484","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618034751,"sku":"77388094240278873044","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618067519,"sku":"39352158134181989660","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618100287,"sku":"27057767850812407342","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618133055,"sku":"20415685860152254731","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618165823,"sku":"21260319853159931675","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618198591,"sku":"20549823786341366373","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43745618231359,"sku":"27156237146834358290","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/17677669022564231063_2048.jpg?v=1786709692"},{"product_id":"van-life-about-to-live-in-a-van-down-by-the-river-funny-graphic-tee","title":"Van Life — \"About to Live in a Van Down by the River\" Funny Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings laid-back, road-trip attitude to everyday wear. The vintage-style illustration of \"Matt Foley: Van Down by the River,\" starring Chris Farley's character pointing beside a classic van parked by a river — captures the rush of deciding to drop everything and chase a simpler life. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed fit feel like an old favorite from the first wear. Durable double-needle stitching and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean while the pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton holds its shape through adventures and downtime. Wear it on long drives, at riverfront barbecues, or whenever you need a reminder that a little boldness and a reliable van can change your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sizes S–4XL and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43747386916927,"sku":"33917967754193265967","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43747386949695,"sku":"32575354132620498154","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43747386982463,"sku":"16981254442086942958","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43747387015231,"sku":"32341135784450400009","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43747387047999,"sku":"20276021970858556265","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43747387080767,"sku":"29460505153526440326","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43747387113535,"sku":"92364283336840666545","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43747387146303,"sku":"11883443898743429898","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43747387179071,"sku":"14627120523768784018","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43747387211839,"sku":"13956768413659034966","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43747387244607,"sku":"21310455271527272096","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43747387277375,"sku":"14002486685832122909","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43747387310143,"sku":"32320981185854644901","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43747387342911,"sku":"16919367941409568481","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43747387375679,"sku":"21118808861520973212","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43747387408447,"sku":"27130595407653310788","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43747387441215,"sku":"30444803900251362041","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43747387473983,"sku":"71805542817120402252","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43747387506751,"sku":"48953276134819235734","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43747387539519,"sku":"76840910216551491604","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43747387572287,"sku":"12257091917731159290","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43747387605055,"sku":"23997632480333658013","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43747387637823,"sku":"28246514003199248962","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43747387670591,"sku":"95778792857753731095","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43747387703359,"sku":"14854514743012099254","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43747387736127,"sku":"12502925502246133467","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43747387768895,"sku":"31810985708470366004","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43747387801663,"sku":"19702631156611451183","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43747387834431,"sku":"77614205633170905475","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43747387867199,"sku":"60318675257593129793","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43747387899967,"sku":"12689617573411550257","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43747387932735,"sku":"33200574695883700807","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43747387965503,"sku":"31646622059574539394","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747387998271,"sku":"19348760917978366902","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388031039,"sku":"14545976880832555036","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388063807,"sku":"28978626816401553350","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388096575,"sku":"23931029811646750179","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388129343,"sku":"17836962759285026134","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388162111,"sku":"11470460748006195752","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388194879,"sku":"80386065804774417084","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388227647,"sku":"33674246240963437748","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388260415,"sku":"32942791831555827327","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747388293183,"sku":"33404496021598384878","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747388325951,"sku":"32790233028383434221","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747388358719,"sku":"22846974821982069825","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747388391487,"sku":"58687255642189755468","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43747388424255,"sku":"65249879968761049251","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/14202419234263400202_2048.jpg?v=1786724979"},{"product_id":"the-central-banksters-graphic-t-shirt-retro-mobster-vintage-design","title":"The Central Banksters Graphic T-Shirt — Retro Mobster Vintage Design","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a gritty, vintage attitude to your casual rotation. The front artwork—three stoic suits and fedoras under the bold headline “THE CENTRAL BANKSTERS” with an ’Est. 1913’ banner—reads like a pulp poster or underground zine cover. The soft, worn-in color and substantial knit make it feel broken-in from day one, while the relaxed cut and durable double-needle construction stand up to repeat wear. Wear it with lived-in denim or layered under a chore jacket; it anchors a streetwise, retro look and speaks to someone who enjoys ironic, political, or noir-inspired graphics with a tactile, heritage tee beneath it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43747397926975,"sku":"59285462374746493405","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43747397959743,"sku":"18868703105536177418","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43747397992511,"sku":"26191177352736700054","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43747398025279,"sku":"33973300237597022985","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43747398058047,"sku":"20572541618041534062","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43747398090815,"sku":"67371715364138476893","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43747398123583,"sku":"13486621009215642273","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43747398156351,"sku":"32479800723446599810","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43747398189119,"sku":"10712962274611272041","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43747398221887,"sku":"11592499299440851463","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43747398254655,"sku":"18495222656247358347","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43747398287423,"sku":"84709489000822490694","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43747398320191,"sku":"26792166079467323729","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43747398352959,"sku":"26405727318233043725","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43747398385727,"sku":"12968673173298935557","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43747398418495,"sku":"31199348881888232156","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43747398451263,"sku":"13294203857120586696","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43747398484031,"sku":"18250408975965272354","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43747398516799,"sku":"16913418706455173101","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43747398549567,"sku":"22192331860670233941","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43747398582335,"sku":"59284092058390173464","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43747398615103,"sku":"21063502717341288556","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43747398647871,"sku":"25224494051541413572","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43747398680639,"sku":"20270825855758089288","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43747398713407,"sku":"11680609089084077928","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43747398746175,"sku":"28350451572772929353","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43747398778943,"sku":"13196180533251393387","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43747398811711,"sku":"18689445013315268373","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43747398844479,"sku":"94817552808659825560","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43747398877247,"sku":"97744622435226779032","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43747398910015,"sku":"88682451981464816004","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43747398942783,"sku":"23465905120611473564","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43747398975551,"sku":"15986082019987530515","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43747399008319,"sku":"13906131354288743960","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43747399041087,"sku":"96168811968465538999","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399073855,"sku":"32380528867699088151","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399106623,"sku":"29451074790655475615","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399139391,"sku":"10226039233523491891","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399172159,"sku":"11763289735439427647","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399204927,"sku":"23762519828973332295","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399237695,"sku":"33003789745067451208","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399270463,"sku":"24699705617814952435","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399303231,"sku":"22758441442267366311","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399335999,"sku":"71836912764978420648","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399368767,"sku":"50381675647679272066","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43747399401535,"sku":"32375400675951815605","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747399434303,"sku":"32571900025320789422","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747399467071,"sku":"14087202836999177838","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43747399499839,"sku":"14138924599294293608","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43747399532607,"sku":"33999946029366337548","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/14271439176693530409_2048.jpg?v=1786724866"},{"product_id":"social-experiment-v2-t-shirt-retro-all-seeing-eye-graphic-tee","title":"Social Experiment V2 T-Shirt — Retro All-Seeing Eye Graphic Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings retro sci-fi energy into everyday wear. Bright, detailed artwork — a watchful all-seeing eye framed by neon characters and cryptic slogans — feels like a vintage poster unearthed from an alternate timeline. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed cut let the design take center stage while staying comfortable during long shifts at the studio, late-night meetups, or casual weekend hangs. Wear it with a worn denim jacket or layered under a flannel to lean into the underground, conspiracy-hungry vibe. The shirt ages beautifully: the dye and heavyweight cotton soften with each wash, deepening the print’s nostalgic look without losing integrity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long wear\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43754040590399,"sku":"11921477479156175783","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43754040623167,"sku":"26937985496896626923","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43754040655935,"sku":"16626402380691278449","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43754040688703,"sku":"33295975527170225849","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43754040721471,"sku":"25071399357754230492","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43754040754239,"sku":"14994853140905047886","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43754040787007,"sku":"14864114348766022608","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43754040819775,"sku":"53451399247338984000","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43754040852543,"sku":"38601659058141125326","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43754040885311,"sku":"10168972906673739039","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43754040918079,"sku":"51635196899561288617","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43754040950847,"sku":"32437113702699194411","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43754040983615,"sku":"20199632229120565053","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43754041016383,"sku":"25778736849380085148","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43754041049151,"sku":"20607482063150215016","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43754041081919,"sku":"46077936097537468674","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43754041114687,"sku":"29107876759125325904","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43754041147455,"sku":"10830524407894787253","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43754041180223,"sku":"24835074123807973457","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43754041212991,"sku":"13882478781783312079","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43754041245759,"sku":"16963684424945035389","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43754041278527,"sku":"22287984373001026133","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43754041311295,"sku":"65501615437726265616","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43754041344063,"sku":"19358531985345812024","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43754041376831,"sku":"74249272103093495596","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43754041409599,"sku":"31190509528627485474","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43754041442367,"sku":"27764101135369469766","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43754041475135,"sku":"15105834323099416578","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43754041507903,"sku":"39813797840022574319","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43754041540671,"sku":"21436076701767260546","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43754041573439,"sku":"82948554938210342411","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041606207,"sku":"31110326275214069341","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041638975,"sku":"25502803796802325627","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041671743,"sku":"30493543829104345509","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041704511,"sku":"30503187368200814885","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041737279,"sku":"21122792345294404232","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041770047,"sku":"13749285435108324435","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041802815,"sku":"76656369239435445655","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041835583,"sku":"46143435014110816078","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041868351,"sku":"15636552101874917215","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754041901119,"sku":"34001095396510192011","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754041933887,"sku":"57776522687414294467","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754041966655,"sku":"17565370033856757389","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754041999423,"sku":"18445300698718822831","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43754042032191,"sku":"25608070049764122949","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/13813120580972944680_2048.jpg?v=1786976884"},{"product_id":"hoax-me-gently-t-shirt-funny-sarcastic-graphic-tee","title":"Hoax Me Gently T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee","description":"Soft, simple, and a little sly — this lightweight cotton tee carries a vintage-inspired typographic design that reads “HOAX ME Gently.” It sits comfortably against the skin and wears like a lived-in favorite: breathable ring-spun cotton, a classic crew neckline, and a clean, tubular knit body with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape. The mid-weight print gives the shirt personality without shouting; it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. Wear it when you want to signal dry wit and a relaxed attitude — at a weekend hangout, a casual meetup, or during a quiet day at home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck print options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43754202824767,"sku":"25185441920186180008","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43754202857535,"sku":"15479218946526987379","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43754202890303,"sku":"22456266334866652025","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":43754202923071,"sku":"33430895819680085226","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43754202955839,"sku":"32938214262840678690","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43754202988607,"sku":"28309361004719323729","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43754203021375,"sku":"33368808207711294792","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43754203054143,"sku":"30490472157594470114","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43754203086911,"sku":"23605160846372229681","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43754203119679,"sku":"32643099216706183046","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43754203152447,"sku":"18259267412278939602","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43754203185215,"sku":"94885448400020065679","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":43754203217983,"sku":"57431582305359992703","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43754203250751,"sku":"32548202101471490802","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43754203283519,"sku":"21173589966068674519","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43754203316287,"sku":"31910218874427018101","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43754203349055,"sku":"12232785491804729349","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43754203381823,"sku":"32405718404597074253","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43754203414591,"sku":"10696434312082987279","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43754203447359,"sku":"29499321362460788311","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43754203480127,"sku":"29875258914938496530","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":43754203512895,"sku":"20155621258141637720","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43754203545663,"sku":"16342348312741311835","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43754203578431,"sku":"20173582613782515474","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43754203611199,"sku":"32220784692288151145","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43754203643967,"sku":"12751610667892844021","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43754203676735,"sku":"48035294324975563624","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43754203709503,"sku":"16975496392395625773","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43754203742271,"sku":"14672028780852626471","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":43754203775039,"sku":"65367686086928176007","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43754203807807,"sku":"22987832094376692241","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43754203840575,"sku":"29909575984450548347","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43754203873343,"sku":"20582711514619762325","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43754203906111,"sku":"29290386754231536382","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43754203938879,"sku":"14397207970368114857","price":21.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754203971647,"sku":"72915087638943833767","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204004415,"sku":"16739514778723937622","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204037183,"sku":"10783381398047104918","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204069951,"sku":"20267426300941008814","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204102719,"sku":"33931546813067526563","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204135487,"sku":"33704460505416959738","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204168255,"sku":"13221567680803346527","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204201023,"sku":"43857383768669564303","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43754204233791,"sku":"49697924843224869547","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754204266559,"sku":"32252137277810381822","price":27.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754204299327,"sku":"22346689291106031592","price":27.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43754204332095,"sku":"33113221298856751438","price":27.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/12128081852770504559_2048.jpg?v=1786982376"},{"product_id":"banksters-graphic-t-shirt-uncle-sam-money-puppet-protest-tee","title":"Banksters Graphic T-Shirt — Uncle Sam Money Puppet Protest Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings attitude in a soft, lived-in way. Bold vintage-style artwork — a satirical Uncle Sam marionette clutching dollar-sack puppets beneath the headline “BANKSTERS” — sits front and center, making a statement without screaming for attention. The Comfort Colors construction gives the shirt a pillowy texture and faded color depth that grows more comfortable with each wash. Cut with a relaxed silhouette and double-stitched seams, it feels substantial and durable while still moving easily with you. Wear it to rallies, shows, or city days when you want your style to speak as loudly as your views. The sewn-in label and tubular knit eliminate scratchy side seams, keeping the focus on the art and the message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterial and care: heavy 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, garment-dyed for that broken-in look. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes to suit many builds.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting heavyweight fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for clean, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for enhanced durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options; pre-shrunk to maintain fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43775897731135,"sku":"21773764318025306802","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43775897763903,"sku":"60019761868029271093","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43775897796671,"sku":"21991966964601390667","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43775897829439,"sku":"22045095287457339346","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43775897862207,"sku":"29442858018990916741","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43775897894975,"sku":"30471062502267384081","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43775897927743,"sku":"25026529429859947997","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43775897960511,"sku":"23192580695530483347","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43775897993279,"sku":"31551677179511284397","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43775898026047,"sku":"10965318173811846618","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43775898058815,"sku":"31340730496242740613","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43775898091583,"sku":"26832764010464579757","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43775898124351,"sku":"28533109055461676299","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43775898157119,"sku":"27149046408689589857","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43775898189887,"sku":"10809153649270571570","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43775898222655,"sku":"11051287047645119423","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43775898255423,"sku":"67942902171320462721","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43775898288191,"sku":"30163855220299072161","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43775898320959,"sku":"46438728629378369528","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43775898353727,"sku":"21364960504625819646","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43775898386495,"sku":"31427661077365486343","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43775898419263,"sku":"11287793067871329461","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43775898452031,"sku":"11983518256957054168","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43775898484799,"sku":"15346095506524893224","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43775898517567,"sku":"30320033866785203281","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43775898550335,"sku":"27309860460451800180","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43775898583103,"sku":"14693971629941630660","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898615871,"sku":"11449191298079540231","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898648639,"sku":"95273861353909717660","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898681407,"sku":"33720706837597327508","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898714175,"sku":"82673974842613061830","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898746943,"sku":"32057783585134715793","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898779711,"sku":"30070085535791956633","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898812479,"sku":"17141273794683585117","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43775898845247,"sku":"22081320298415851703","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43775898878015,"sku":"21991249515337480025","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43775898910783,"sku":"81278643940008055516","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43775898943551,"sku":"25739255991753960582","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/6993196235934980434_2048.jpg?v=1787350512"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-wef-dystopian-retro-logo-rent-subscribe-obey","title":"T-Shirt — WEF Dystopian Retro Logo “Rent • Subscribe • Obey”","description":"This garment-dyed tee carries a bold, vintage propaganda-style emblem across the chest—smoky city skyline, watchful figures, and the stark message circling the design. It feels like a reclaimed relic: worn-in color, soft texture, and a heavyweight hand that settles comfortably without stiffness. Slide it on over jeans or under a flannel and it reads like a statement from someone who prefers irony and grit to trends. The relaxed fit and substantial cotton hold shape while the garment-dye wash gives each shirt a lived-in look that loosens up with every wear. Keep it in rotation for nights out at dive bars, late-night film screenings, or any meetup where visual attitude matters more than matching labels.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in many colors; sewn-in label for easy rewear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43783262404671,"sku":"15996770843838363093","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43783262437439,"sku":"13305640936751836526","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43783262470207,"sku":"10501590962061569809","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43783262502975,"sku":"44929158350527447898","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43783262535743,"sku":"20178419964622029395","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43783262568511,"sku":"26715348954217150778","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":43783262601279,"sku":"29195055665539162454","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43783262634047,"sku":"32623300682268292852","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43783262666815,"sku":"33319784621381290751","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43783262699583,"sku":"32822610474700436466","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43783262732351,"sku":"22020144988245328755","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43783262765119,"sku":"11477230296626197972","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43783262797887,"sku":"67188727184623653391","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43783262830655,"sku":"11111678946458505860","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43783262863423,"sku":"27474628547915603410","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43783262896191,"sku":"24302845183515591287","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43783262928959,"sku":"28444382772033102516","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43783262961727,"sku":"18076045946228915613","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43783262994495,"sku":"29966243712155535654","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43783263027263,"sku":"74563590022562787819","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43783263060031,"sku":"33147648482285585921","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43783263092799,"sku":"56613346618536959532","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43783263125567,"sku":"66001184054670312211","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43783263158335,"sku":"26316747891117931672","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43783263191103,"sku":"11378649231754017181","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43783263223871,"sku":"59856905077109974807","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43783263256639,"sku":"30578471133244579752","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43783263289407,"sku":"19853730763238516731","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263322175,"sku":"23512471538888317357","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263354943,"sku":"13428977189963114758","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263387711,"sku":"96101406783233406432","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263420479,"sku":"52207391839490023348","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263453247,"sku":"18921667541270444261","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263486015,"sku":"14888513944288708738","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263518783,"sku":"72362672883554861509","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263551551,"sku":"21314553927495695360","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43783263584319,"sku":"15455343995264478133","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43783263617087,"sku":"23097308735621911663","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43783263649855,"sku":"33593562613829896633","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43783263682623,"sku":"28272650053710119203","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43783263715391,"sku":"32280878892466968052","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/6402393854117206983_2048.jpg?v=1787521865"},{"product_id":"political-satire-t-shirt-whats-the-difference-between-prostitutes-congress-nothing-but-the-cost","title":"Political Satire T-Shirt — \"What's the Difference Between Prostitutes \u0026 Congress? Nothing But the Cost!\"","description":"Soft, heavyweight cotton that feels lived-in from the first wear. This garment-dyed tee carries a bold, political graphic across the chest — a cheeky, satirical statement that starts conversations. The relaxed fit and tubular construction give it an easy silhouette that layers well over flannels or under a worn denim jacket. Colors are muted and slightly vintage from the post-construction dye, so the print sits naturally in the fabric instead of looking new and loud. Sized from S to 4XL and finished with double-needle seams, this shirt is built to be worn frequently and still hold its shape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a softer color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, side-seam free construction for clean lines and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in 58 colors; relaxed fit designed for easy layering\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43793942118463,"sku":"28190060949607271972","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43793942151231,"sku":"33346484787927188242","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43793942183999,"sku":"25819104720835080759","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43793942216767,"sku":"21613560224996460089","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43793942249535,"sku":"36199399881677852107","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43793942282303,"sku":"17163627042569112926","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ S","offer_id":43793942315071,"sku":"10282366250181037692","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43793942347839,"sku":"23261092344997443004","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43793942380607,"sku":"28644831123899874724","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43793942413375,"sku":"30527288778484844756","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43793942446143,"sku":"30764827625280136287","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43793942478911,"sku":"32651687227777576013","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43793942511679,"sku":"21459746241911428233","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43793942544447,"sku":"24846188021094595749","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43793942577215,"sku":"18403841006654535023","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ M","offer_id":43793942609983,"sku":"16149290478085604912","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43793942675519,"sku":"25659211901877691381","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43793942708287,"sku":"19364306451662855740","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43793942741055,"sku":"33053167982529206488","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43793942773823,"sku":"19778864659780818667","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43793942806591,"sku":"33907402384420488434","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43793942839359,"sku":"72503849164604968714","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43793942872127,"sku":"88148818620319099822","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ L","offer_id":43793942904895,"sku":"32514411558212827535","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43793942937663,"sku":"19012098086874180283","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43793942970431,"sku":"31345384482026472519","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43793943003199,"sku":"22196530723216508130","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43793943035967,"sku":"30435134874201643567","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43793943068735,"sku":"23862958516675500811","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43793943101503,"sku":"22488982019618102326","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43793943134271,"sku":"23888186505500080304","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43793943167039,"sku":"23097975832047797801","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ XL","offer_id":43793943199807,"sku":"15638367923099213112","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43793943232575,"sku":"13957180191968550636","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43793943265343,"sku":"72954606814071899336","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943298111,"sku":"73428152476301611952","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943330879,"sku":"89478479048459894864","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943363647,"sku":"11772910426573300194","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943396415,"sku":"27538717416057806575","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943429183,"sku":"28116274541961761975","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943461951,"sku":"30415678862655956097","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943494719,"sku":"55353022905388805157","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943527487,"sku":"65999125150209583650","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943560255,"sku":"15140204423765770671","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43793943593023,"sku":"16855365428114197569","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943625791,"sku":"27974602465808031879","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943658559,"sku":"15639780091745786435","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943691327,"sku":"17195882477228603279","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943724095,"sku":"92439581214533226726","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943756863,"sku":"20186148724077237231","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943789631,"sku":"78390045840865793299","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943822399,"sku":"60669502671722408010","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943855167,"sku":"76125383662161844743","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943887935,"sku":"28100364683782083146","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43793943920703,"sku":"23516076284349234892","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793943953471,"sku":"70726007440140305198","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793943986239,"sku":"29021884326783308771","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944019007,"sku":"30293781283879956213","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944051775,"sku":"28505057701413875445","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944084543,"sku":"75489746332601883690","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944117311,"sku":"17660041200341063511","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Caribe \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944150079,"sku":"12655397693133454651","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944182847,"sku":"21864871652260445022","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Topaz Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944215615,"sku":"25580794142658464627","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43793944248383,"sku":"26589335221852965099","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/14783817852182081140_2048.jpg?v=1787699325"},{"product_id":"its-all-a-joke-folks-vote-political-satire-t-shirt","title":"It's All a Joke Folks! Vote Political Satire T-Shirt","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a vintage political-parody print that channels old campaign posters and late‑night satire. The relaxed silhouette and soft, worn-in dye give it a lived-in feel — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement without trying too hard. The front graphic’s retro colors and cheeky slogan sit against a subtly faded background, so it reads like a found piece of wearable commentary. Worn to rallies, casual hangouts, or weekend errands, it adds humor and personality while staying comfortable all day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with sewn-in label; sizes S–4XL available\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43807634948159,"sku":"24019756039080544731","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43807634980927,"sku":"30656563311639008118","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43807635013695,"sku":"26154804784054945377","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43807635046463,"sku":"17019189225893292955","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43807635079231,"sku":"18967218993278620110","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43807635111999,"sku":"18919391877612555179","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43807635144767,"sku":"14287800128543971425","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43807635177535,"sku":"13489952640948755985","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43807635210303,"sku":"15357875398225481548","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43807635243071,"sku":"82208339242243761285","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43807635275839,"sku":"17732923328445988501","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43807635308607,"sku":"17003930629407911823","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43807635341375,"sku":"10329753920534817814","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43807635374143,"sku":"79299711132876955446","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43807635406911,"sku":"11555918376388260884","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43807635439679,"sku":"25264819241082365276","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43807635472447,"sku":"12753342250168348790","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43807635505215,"sku":"29987658721073023556","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43807635537983,"sku":"39563126233602773823","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43807635570751,"sku":"71787963269565270521","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43807635603519,"sku":"84269707490861489429","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43807635636287,"sku":"18296912147215110999","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43807635669055,"sku":"17312984256494795428","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43807635701823,"sku":"27183681318246247622","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43807635734591,"sku":"29059992327479438344","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635767359,"sku":"20890013811663628312","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635800127,"sku":"27246178798672128255","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635832895,"sku":"18956318836215731587","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635865663,"sku":"27921861430901101442","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635898431,"sku":"29196653779168808150","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635931199,"sku":"11627345017655687676","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807635963967,"sku":"28156639341603942418","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807635996735,"sku":"22421691944446240367","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636029503,"sku":"26169743879578184293","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636062271,"sku":"24641001715457603375","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636095039,"sku":"85192208608097348793","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636127807,"sku":"19134602894251540007","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636160575,"sku":"54060950665325919855","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807636193343,"sku":"56829259551611806179","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636226111,"sku":"31454135308823243347","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636258879,"sku":"32800851587801903652","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636291647,"sku":"26026801906671848549","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636324415,"sku":"17474645411771767753","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636357183,"sku":"30790694877431221991","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43807636389951,"sku":"13614249092637912513","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/9075107624729421823_2048.jpg?v=1788046665"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-big-pharma-the-reaction-they-dont-want-you-to-see-graphic-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"Big pHARMA: The Reaction They Don't Want You to See\" Graphic Tee","description":"This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, outspoken attitude — a graphic tee made to be worn loud and comfortable. The heavyweight ring-spun cotton has that lived-in softness from the dye-after-construction process, so the shirt drapes easily and holds its color wash after wash. The front features a striking, satirical “Big pHARMA” design with illustrative icons for pills, money, and institutions, giving the shirt a protest-ready edge without sacrificing everyday wearability. Wear it to rallies, conversations with friends, or when you just want clothing that matches your convictions. The roomy cut and durable double-needle seams mean it stands up to repeated wear, while the tubular knit and sewn-in label keep the silhouette clean and simple. Choose from a wide range of colors and sizes to fit your look and let the message speak for itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for sturdy, soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43807686197311,"sku":"22009768785657316281","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43807686230079,"sku":"69669043615745891516","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":43807686262847,"sku":"29437603227738268599","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43807686295615,"sku":"19911130075350296376","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43807686328383,"sku":"73833556265146743113","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":43807686361151,"sku":"18725197869661596508","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43807686393919,"sku":"19799504871016435688","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43807686426687,"sku":"49752662971911721272","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43807686459455,"sku":"18535424369111932769","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":43807686492223,"sku":"30493248049027675257","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43807686524991,"sku":"32389658867608532402","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43807686557759,"sku":"18730137506771791091","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43807686590527,"sku":"51853594180699692306","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43807686623295,"sku":"11353450537791444105","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":43807686656063,"sku":"10507989803567855159","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43807686688831,"sku":"14357627643700456009","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43807686721599,"sku":"33707075780081608104","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686754367,"sku":"24427139012810594069","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686787135,"sku":"17372941975580916447","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686819903,"sku":"21533104778267370480","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686852671,"sku":"15196884437389627044","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686885439,"sku":"18464900822058228483","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43807686918207,"sku":"17296686893605143736","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807686950975,"sku":"20553197496895077880","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43807686983743,"sku":"26277592144576874422","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/12832897313185033006_2048.jpg?v=1788051060"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-weve-landed-on-the-moon-or-did-we-retro-comedy-space-tee","title":"We Landed on the Moon! Or Did We?' Retro Comedy Space Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed tee brings playful, retro humor to everyday wear. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes with a lived-in softness from the post-construction dyeing, while the bold, vintage-style graphic — a wide-eyed, joyful Loyd Christmas under the headline “WE LANDED ON THE MOON!” with the small caption “Or did we?” — sparks laughs and conversation. It sits comfortably through long days and late-night hangs, pairing effortlessly with worn jeans, a flannel over-top, or layered under a jacket for a garage-show vibe. The roomy cut and durable construction invite repeated wear; the faded, soft color and sewn-in label give it that authentic thrifted feel without the hunt. Wear it to movie nights, casual meetups, or anytime you want to nudge a smile and a raised eyebrow from fellow skeptics and space fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43809562787903,"sku":"29270965753691015402","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43809562820671,"sku":"14404587905383347244","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":43809562853439,"sku":"49022607827370592044","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43809562886207,"sku":"23499833113879815245","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43809562918975,"sku":"91251080500546024218","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43809562951743,"sku":"30898569094195797061","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":43809562984511,"sku":"25722405241747764965","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43809563017279,"sku":"14521066297739069688","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43809563050047,"sku":"12476075793247574619","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43809563082815,"sku":"31803671716094233003","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43809563115583,"sku":"11148604188768439591","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43809563148351,"sku":"29276625150374589480","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":43809563181119,"sku":"24486549747986098772","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":43809563213887,"sku":"17038515332911667640","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43809563246655,"sku":"24732009475684307065","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43809563279423,"sku":"23705163852334846911","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43809563312191,"sku":"19936230056237874154","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43809563344959,"sku":"11755664999462801549","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43809563377727,"sku":"15496457036143106428","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43809563410495,"sku":"18111115463091973542","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43809563443263,"sku":"21800969186239693360","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43809563476031,"sku":"21005720498476560566","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43809563508799,"sku":"16476856301512749889","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43809563541567,"sku":"16099066482702567790","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563574335,"sku":"25838498415932680671","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563607103,"sku":"53918094476949685387","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563639871,"sku":"17968692707261791907","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563672639,"sku":"27341889280846571546","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563705407,"sku":"25513047259412925131","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563738175,"sku":"14087415863728919753","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563770943,"sku":"89272567814078664715","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43809563803711,"sku":"34273017974590031993","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43809563836479,"sku":"13977375977426988613","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43809563869247,"sku":"14434741903779596222","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43809563902015,"sku":"21823101552887638005","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43809563934783,"sku":"30426838610037736202","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43809563967551,"sku":"95296603491830403906","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/17713498141521212952_2048.jpg?v=1788118205"},{"product_id":"dc-district-of-criminals-t-shirt","title":"DC District of Criminals T-Shirt","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement that reads like a city souvenir with an edge. The front art uses collegiate-style block letters and an illustrated capitol dome to playfully lampoon Washington, D.C. The fabric is soft from post-construction dyeing, with a relaxed, roomy silhouette that settles like a lived-in favorite the moment you put it on. Wear it to protests, late-night debates, road trips through the city, or when you want to start a conversation at a bar. It feels substantial and familiar — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable, loud, and a little irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic crew neck and sewn-in label keep things simple and durable, while the garment’s heavy weight and tubular knit give the print a solid, vintage look. Available in many colors and sizes, it reads like a statement piece for anyone who follows politics closely, enjoys satirical apparel, or collects city-themed shirts with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a worn-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, classic silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43812013375551,"sku":"36481672966934672629","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":43812013408319,"sku":"12333123358884488199","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":43812013441087,"sku":"14467582307386524063","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43812013473855,"sku":"25265288187220382653","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43812013506623,"sku":"21601763995992998924","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":43812013539391,"sku":"33743931275302789926","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":43812013572159,"sku":"26453519885884050001","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43812013604927,"sku":"30205723157614492884","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43812013637695,"sku":"46960824356598465570","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43812013670463,"sku":"58713593815083319606","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43812013703231,"sku":"25562708957245168809","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":43812013735999,"sku":"38803401809603761796","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":43812013768767,"sku":"68787170815166660944","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43812013801535,"sku":"12686305905194677500","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43812013834303,"sku":"27142615614891744830","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43812013867071,"sku":"11812677837047385003","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":43812013899839,"sku":"22508798170022317045","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":43812013932607,"sku":"12151944294642951988","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43812013965375,"sku":"22587104718328439429","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43812013998143,"sku":"37342709662636177761","price":25.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014030911,"sku":"13338357190601255754","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014063679,"sku":"71940588145565872747","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014096447,"sku":"87357978470053784469","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014129215,"sku":"13446704838778175434","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014161983,"sku":"33249870209122096329","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43812014194751,"sku":"24256081566363459785","price":27.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014227519,"sku":"21684362227507304029","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014260287,"sku":"25900094686829463115","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014293055,"sku":"40519049005539428412","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014325823,"sku":"17366422045306801180","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014358591,"sku":"25325366550081927788","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43812014391359,"sku":"12382212596174847182","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43812014424127,"sku":"31147222203451805778","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":43812014456895,"sku":"24453432276455326574","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":43812014489663,"sku":"18309905807585520438","price":36.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/8863541547772321595_2048.jpg?v=1788210883"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/collections\/18388980146300351856_2048.jpg?v=1786405654","url":"https:\/\/glitchingout.com\/collections\/parody-apparel.oembed?page=2","provider":"GlitchingOut.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}