{"product_id":"i-keep-my-hoes-in-line-t-shirt-funny-gardener-tee","title":"I Keep My Hoes in Line T-Shirt — Funny Gardener Tee","description":"A soft, garment-dyed tee that reads like a wink from the backyard. Lightweight-yet-substantial cotton and a relaxed fit make this shirt feel broken-in from day one. The front artwork shows a farmer-style figure standing beside a neat row of hoes with the caption “I Keep My Hoes in Line...”, bringing a bit of dry country humor to chores, barn chats, and weekend yard work. Wear it while mowing, planting, or settling into an evening on the porch — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh and invites conversation without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe dyed finish gives each shirt a lived-in color and a subtle vintage texture, while the heavyweight knit and double-needle stitching stand up to frequent wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this relaxed-fit tee drapes comfortably whether you’re layering under a flannel or wearing it solo on a sunny afternoon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43683614130239,"sku":"31467525144441143014","price":27.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43683614163007,"sku":"13517736982486293282","price":27.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43683614195775,"sku":"10144625205733385696","price":30.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43683614228543,"sku":"24757664665300874352","price":34.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/0992\/8511\/files\/1756246896954135831_2048.jpg?v=1786060922","url":"https:\/\/glitchingout.com\/products\/i-keep-my-hoes-in-line-t-shirt-funny-gardener-tee","provider":"GlitchingOut.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}