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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed soft finish
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) and relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label
- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The relaxed cut and soft, washed-in color lend it lived-in comfort while the bold retro graphic — two grinning figures labelled D and R under the banner “How a Bill gets Passed” — makes a wry, conversation-starting statement. Wear it to rallies, trivia nights, or casual weekends when you want clothing that reads equal parts vintage humor and sharp commentary. The sturdy construction (double-needle seams, tubular knit) means it holds shape and color through many washes, so the look stays lived-in, not worn-out.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed soft finish
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) and relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label
- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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