I Keep My Hoes in Line T-Shirt — Funny Gardener Tee
White / L
$27.58
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A soft, garment-dyed tee that reads like a wink from the backyard. Lightweight-yet-substantial cotton and a relaxed fit make this shirt feel broken-in from day one. The front artwork shows a farmer-style figure standing beside a neat row of hoes with the caption “I Keep My Hoes in Line...”, bringing a bit of dry country humor to chores, barn chats, and weekend yard work. Wear it while mowing, planting, or settling into an evening on the porch — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh and invites conversation without shouting.
The dyed finish gives each shirt a lived-in color and a subtle vintage texture, while the heavyweight knit and double-needle stitching stand up to frequent wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this relaxed-fit tee drapes comfortably whether you’re layering under a flannel or wearing it solo on a sunny afternoon.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Keep My Hoes in Line T-Shirt — Funny Gardener Tee
$27.58
The dyed finish gives each shirt a lived-in color and a subtle vintage texture, while the heavyweight knit and double-needle stitching stand up to frequent wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this relaxed-fit tee drapes comfortably whether you’re layering under a flannel or wearing it solo on a sunny afternoon.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean