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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- No side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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The illustration — a winking largemouth, coils of bait, rods and a bobber — sits like a badge on the chest, announcing a quietly confident love of the lake. It wears broken-in from day one: washed-down color, relaxed drape, and the telltale texture of a tee dyed after construction. Slip it on before an early-morning cast or an evening bonfire; it moves with you and keeps its shape through long weekends and back-to-back trips. The tone is straightforward and a little cheeky, aimed at anglers who appreciate gear that feels familiar and looks like it’s lived a few seasons on the water.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- No side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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