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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S–4XL available (select partners).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability.
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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laid-back heavyweight tee that speaks with attitude. The garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from day one — soft, slightly textured, and built to last. Bold red bars and white type on the chest read like a headline interrupted: “WELCOME TO THE 6 O’CLOCK NEWS. HERE’S WHAT WE WANT YOU TO THINK.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations at coffee shops, rallies, and late-night hangs. Wear it over a jacket for an edge of irony or alone when you want your stance to be clear without saying a word. Sized broadly and cut with a relaxed fit, it drapes like a classic staple but carries a voice that won’t be ignored.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S–4XL available (select partners).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability.
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

T-Shirt — “Welcome to the 6 O'Clock News. Here's What We Want You to Think.” Graphic Tee

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