Gardener Satire Graphic T-Shirt — "Some men collect cars. I collect hoes."
White / L
$27.58
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a warm, lived-in look to weekends in the garden, early mornings at the allotment, or laid-back afternoons on the porch. The vintage-style illustration and playful gardening pun feel like a wink from an old friend — earthy, honest, and a little bit cheeky. The relaxed cut and soft, garment-dyed finish soften with every wash, so the shirt settles into your routine and comfort zone. Wear it while potting, pruning, or swapping stories over a cup of coffee; it reads like a quietly confident staple in a wardrobe that values function, character, and a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor.
The print sits comfortably on the chest without overpowering the shirt’s simple silhouette. Choose a muted dye color to let the retro art pop, or go bright for a more spirited look. Sizes span S–4XL, and the sturdy double-needle stitching and heavyweight cotton mean this tee will keep its shape through seasons of use. This is for people who get their hands a little dirty, appreciate old-school artwork, and like clothes that feel like they’ve already earned their stories.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in feel
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Gardener Satire Graphic T-Shirt — "Some men collect cars. I collect hoes."
$27.58
The print sits comfortably on the chest without overpowering the shirt’s simple silhouette. Choose a muted dye color to let the retro art pop, or go bright for a more spirited look. Sizes span S–4XL, and the sturdy double-needle stitching and heavyweight cotton mean this tee will keep its shape through seasons of use. This is for people who get their hands a little dirty, appreciate old-school artwork, and like clothes that feel like they’ve already earned their stories.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in feel
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean